To the family of five in Peterhead's ASDA this afternoon who purchased three packs of toilet roll each with 16 rolls in each pack, that is 240 rolls of bum paper or 24000 individual Turd Tickets enough to give every person in Peterhead 1.3 each or one huge poo's worth for 1200 people!
Was this purchase really necessary?
Now add to this that by 16:15 there were no fresh meat products left, then I suspect the need to employ vast numbers of lavvie lottos as an act of futility!
So people, please share this about, buy a little extra, but don't be silly with the Turd Tickets, we all need them.
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The web has a solution which uses water jets not paper.
Grow your own fruit . Which is easiest?
Mcflewster
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Mar 22, 2020
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Definitely a correlation between the extra food and the huge number of toilet rolls being purchased 
Highly entertaining...unless you actually do have no loo roll left. I don’t think I will be venturing anywhere near my local Asda, Tesco, Lidl or Sainsbury’s any time in the foreseeable future..my smaller local stores will be getting my custom. I actually bought a 12 pack of TP just before this present obsession kicked in, so I’m ok for now.
Marionville
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Mar 21, 2020
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Supporting local stores is probably an excellent action which should be encouraged.
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