Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday.
They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, Mars, Venus, the Sun, even an extended trip aboard Halley's Comet and yet, God rejects them all, and God merely replies with a " Been there, done that, made all of them."
So, in the end they simply suggest a trip down to Earth.
God looks up at them and replies, " No way, last time I went there I meet this young Jewish woman, we had a few drinks, a quick one night stand, she got pregnant and the whole world is still raving on about it, I think I'll just hang around for a few decades until Trump dies and he can take over as my replacement, he thinks he's God, so why shouldn't I let him do my job as well?"
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