A bit of wry Aussie humour here,
Q. Why birds always elect to fly upside down over Houses of Parliament /Government?
A. Because they know that there is absolutely NOTHING worth shitting there.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The kiwis had their own version that expanded the geographical area to the whole of Oz.
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Q. How does a Kiwi get the attention of his girlfriend/wife?
A. He stands in the middle of a paddock and yells out "Hey Ewe."
Btw, Did you know that the Kiwis actualy invented the first condoms by using the rectums of sheep?
The Aussies refined the idea though by first removing it FROM the sheep.
Didn't know the second one, that's a goodie. You obviously know about the Taranaki blonde.....
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