A rather ditsy air-head woman gets a job at a local Dairy Farm.
One the first morning she is instructed by the Farmer to milk ALL the cows.
An hour passes, 2 hours then on the 3rd. hour she returns to the Farmer and say, "I think there's something wrong that cow over, the one with those huge horns, I was milking it for hours before I got a bucket full but the milk seems to be a bit thick and has a funny smell, but I think cow feels a whole better because it has very relaxed and happy look on its face."
The Farmer looks towards the indicated beast and says, " Pack your bags, you're fired, that's a bloody Bull, no wonder he's looking contented, he's just had longest ever wanking session in history."
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whiskywoman
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Nov 25, 2020
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Er, do they, by any chance have a sense of humour over your way?
@Triphid when its funny
@whiskywoman So, may one assume that Texan senses of humour deffer greatly from the rest of the world perhaps?
@Triphid its an old infantile joke young boys told in fifth grade and then hid in the school halls and giggled
@Triphid you assume much if you think the rest of the world I laughing it appears im the only comment out of the 5 visitors and not one like in the bunch
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