The Italian wedding test
My life was pretty much perfect. I had a good job, was in love with a beautiful Italian girl and we were soon to be married. The only fly in the ointment was her younger sister. She was 20 years old, blond, with a great figure which she never hid behind a bra. She also wore really short skirts and would find any excuse to bend down near me showing all she had. Now she never bend down in front of other guys so I figured that it was for my benefit only. Much as I tried to keep my distance she would flirt with me all the time. Then two weeks before the wedding she called and said that there was some important matters to attend to regarding seating arrangements and could she come on over? I said yes and when she showed up the girl was sex on legs as per usual. I let her in and before too long she got right down to it and said " Look I know that your marring my sister but I really want you. So if you want one last fling before your marriage then I will be upstairs waiting and ready " . It did not take me too long to decide and I left through the front door to go to my car. To my surprise there was the whole of her family, including her dad with a shotgun in his hand. He put down his gun and embraced me. Welcoming me to the family as all the rest of them gathered around congratulating and hugging me for having passed the test.

And the moral of this story is....always keep your condoms in the car