Jenny Hagel Responds to Trump's Remarks About Hispanics, Late Night [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Not my avocado toast!!#!

Why is it nobody drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore? Such a shame?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

That guy must've been a real pinhead!

There is a crew at this house busy poisoning the lawn to prevent dandelions.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

?

I assisted in helping some people with drug, alcohol.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Very much this. I wish I could show this to a friend of mine.

Stern Words from Key West Florida

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Clever

My vagina is on drugs ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Goodness. Serious about pms were they?

If this becomes an emoticon women will have a field day

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Why we need more women in tech.

My patient died, I held his hand as he went to sleep and told him we'd look after him.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

I'm so sorry. Hugs

Great to see you here @Blindbird! are you an nonsenser too?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

I am a coniesewer of nonsense :)

A sequel to my last Cyanide & Happiness! Privacy - Cyanide & Happiness [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

What a wanker

@Blindbird, you'll appreciate this.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Ugh. Thats awful. I am sorry.

On a sandwich?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Well, if you put it in some buns thats technically a sandwich

Moon and Saturn

OpposingOpposum comments on May 1, 2018:

Wow! Love this.

My latest batch of A.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

So cool!

Guess what came in the mail!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Nice!

Familiar dating profiles.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

"I'm just here for friends" means most of y'all are nasty but if someone good comes along I'm down. :)

Cat in the hat

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Bad kitty!

Um dating, yes, I am here for dating.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I feel.that last one on a visceral level.

We need gifs here. ;)

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Hahahaha! I get that a lot. They find out quick tho

I am a freethinker from Arkansas.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Hello and welcome!

Shower Thought: People used to write personal stuff in their diaries and get mad when people ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Looool

In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/more-women-think-shaving-pubic-hair-is-hygenic-despite-health-risks-a7110726.html%3famp Just gonna leave this here and go pic out my 'fro

My babies Jack up top Molly under she passedaway amonth ago a I miss her so much

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Sorry about your pup

Breaking News.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

This seems pretty racist man. Wtf?

Pic from 17 street causway bridge. Ft Lauderdale Fl

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Nice shot. Hello fellow Floridian

babysteps

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Nah. Fuck 'em

In poor taste....Definitely! But too funny to refrain from sharing.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Ha! Ingrown hairs are a thing you know! ;p

This has been a terrible week, Monday, April 23rd, I got up and let my pack out started having ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'm sorry that happened but happy she made it home. People are awful sometimes. Might as well steal someones child.

That has to be udderly embarrassing

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Bet they'll be milking that for years

Ethnic Cleansing of the Indigenous

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

:( people are so deeply cruel. It's awful

Gonna start the ketogenic diet tomorrow

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Good ! I've seen folks have really great results on this diet.

10 Reasons to be Wary of Jinn [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I sincerely regret watching this before bed. It gave me the willies.

Intolerance How can we be different if we don't respect the beliefs of others?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Nonsense. I respect your right to have beliefs but if they're stupid or harmful I will point out that fact. Letting idiots BELIEVE whatever stupidity they're into and giving said idiocy validity in the name of respect does no one any favors. I refuse to "respect" wilful ignorance or lunacy.

Kinda surprised to see nutters here, promoting their supernatural giberish as fact in the middle of ...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Report them. Thats not what we're here for.

Hilariously bad Christian Memes

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Ugh. Barf

Pos. Pun 2

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

More like canLoli

Silence....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yeah it is. Ouch.

[youtu.be] Robyn Dancing On My Own

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Oh yes! Love her stuff.

I think some ladies are getting lucky tonight

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Who could resist those charmers?

A Goodnight kitty for you!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Snuggly

Final varmint of the evening: Eastern cottontail.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

https://youtu.be/SNLJDR-XbVY

I think I found the art piece to tie my whole room together....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

I'd buy it!

It sounds like it could be painful

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

And messy!

So far my favorite use of this Bandwagon Meme....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

?

Sadistically fun

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

Yep. How do you get that job? Seems like the insurance premiums would be super high...

Some of my favorites that I’ve taken of my kids..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 30, 2018:

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OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

These are all great but the spider photo is awesome!

Truth or fiction

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Shit! You can get paid for that? No wondsr I'm poor.

A Kitty Describes His Actions

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

HahahAhaha!

Good advice

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Well none for you if you're going to be super critical!

Zuckerberg!....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Nice!

....sadly accurate.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Don't buy it. Erics curving hoes left and right.

And it's about time.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Spring cleaning lol

What I tell my friends.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Ha! This is all of us!

All the time..

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

What flavor of hoe is "bald headed"?

New Activity Stats Report If you look near the "What's on your mind?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Cool! Will do.

Caught one! Installment 2 in the cat trap series.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

For a real mind blowing experience, draw a square on the floor.

My cat who passed away a few months ago.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I'm so sorry. Cute kitty.

I took a crap in the wrong bathroom at Wal-Mart! Oops!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

Oh dear!

At what level should this group be accessible?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 29, 2018:

I think it is a very good group and could help new people a lot. I understand we definitely want to protect existing members but I vote for level 2. If they start acting up we can always sic admin on them.

I am Canadian eh!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I'm calling shennanigans on this one. All the Canadians who come down here to Florida live up to that stereotype!

Hurricane season

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Literally cackling. Thank you.

So very true

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Eh. I'm going to stop you right there. Some folks truly need meds. Stuff like this can shame folks for needing them AND give people the idea its ok to go off their meds without a Dr.s input. Think before you meme! I appreciate the sentiment but...

Abandoned school - Colorado

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Neat.

How come the chatroom is deserted at 7pm EST? It's 1am here, and I'm holding a monologue - again!!!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I had to work.

I've been driving by this lot for years, and never stopped for a shot.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Cool! Absolutely love old trucks.

Derp! Or is it a bloop? Enjoy!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Either way it's cute!

Have you ever been so high that ?????

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I knew this was @Nickbee without even looking ???

George Lucas not messing about

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

These are not the shreds you're looking for

True Love. I know. Sick.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Gross

TEIAM. There. Problem solved.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

With a bit of imagination there's already an I in Team it's in the A hole.

It's been just over 2 weeks since my son passed.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

I am so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine. Hugs

10 Outrageous Conspiracy Theories Believed by the Far Right Wing [youtube.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Sounds like evangelicals, believing everything except the actual facts.

A cute little muskrat.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Aww. Good shot!

Trees and city lights.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Nice brooding feel to these!

More religious memes because it's too easy

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

#4 makes me so sad. It's preventable too. We have enough food to feed everyone. Fuck capitilism man.

Parenting tips.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

This is the exact tone I'm going for as a mom

Always be cautious and think ahead.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Thanks I'll give it a kick anyway and suffer the consesquences.

Admin you made level 8! Congratulations! Not sure how long I've missed this but hey you did it.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Go Admin! You're pretty darn super, love the new features too.

2 scoop weekend!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Lol! I see I'm not the only one in a mood. I heartily approve!

My Spidey sense is tingling. spideymemes

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

?Spidey?

Those on dating sites: riddle me this.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Personally I disconnect because the person has either tripped some warning signal with me or has nothing interesting to say.

My new shirt...

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 28, 2018:

Good Job!

Danny DeVito's Anaconda....does it have a name?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

The man is a goddamn treasure.

Gotta go with the millennials on this one. Avocados rock...peas, not so much.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I think pea spreading is mostly just sp@nkys thing....

This is a video that was made by students at the high school I went to in Southern Illinois.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Who tf is cutting onions in here. Dangit @Duke?

Yooooga, yo,yo,yo yoooga

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Yoga irl

Gonna watch 30 minutes of Fox And Friends for the first time.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

You may want to take a couple shots first, for the mental pain.

WOOHOO, I MADE IT TO LEVEL 8!! My memeee to you all is....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Hello Mz. Super Memeber!

A research project: What caused your shift away from religion?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

I was raised Nazarene. My grandmother was very devout and I loved to read. Whenever I did something she didn't like she'd tell me to read the bible. So I did, multiple times. Reading it over and over made all the inconsistencies glaringly obvious, then when I went to science class and realized how much sense the secular view of reality made in contrast, I came to the conclusion that christianity was just old myths that people were still clinging to.

@mistymoon77 is now a Super Member folks.... g:31 is lucky to have her.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Congratulations!!!

How many beers get you drunk?

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

About 4

It's after midnight here, and so it is officially my birthday.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Happy Birthday and good on you!

Ominous cloud bank over my neighborhood.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

Spectacular

Avoid this attitude!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

No you "cat".

Scientists Peer Across the Universe and Find an Ancient Galactic Collision [space.com]

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

https://youtu.be/YpGME3Iv7Yg

Weird comfort foods

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 27, 2018:

White bread pizza. White bread, tomato sauce and american cheese. Also cinnamon toast with way too much butter and lipton tea.

CONTEST! I hate my screen name.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Hmmm Boudica?

Fuck off Jesus jesusjokes

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Yes! These are delightful.

Some more Guatemala: 1.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 26, 2018:

Absolutely love these!