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I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~

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Answer 1

I send to you the Medicine of Our People...

Answer 2

Sending coffee

Answer 3

Prayers won't help you. Sorry. But I do wish you well.
Jay

Answer 4

Is there a prayer and share meme I can share for you on Facebook? I've heard those work really well in situations like this.

Answer 5

I am currently owed favors by Cthulhu the Flying Spaghetti Monster the great Cosmic rabbit and Tallos Lord of storms. I could be convinced to trade in one of those favors on your behalf assuming that you're all paid up on your temple tax... Hint hint

Answer 6

I'd lay hands on the monitor but I might get flu cooties!

Answer 7

I must apologize. I sent a couple of prayers over yesterday, but they got lost and refused to ask for directions… don’t even get me started on what they said to me when I offered them my GPS… Anhoo… they called… and they’re lost. I’ll send over a couple more in a couple of days. That’s when I get prayed. It’s prayday.

Answer 8

How about some Theraflu and some 7-Up instead? Hope you feel well soon!

Answer 9

I keep getting notices on this so Imma just say that because of this post, whether true or not. I'm whipping out the alcohol spray bottle for gas pumps et al...just like I do in winter! Since we're not that far apart!

Answer 10

Get well soon. You being looked after?
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I would do prayers but I took out a restraining order against God when I heard that he was watching everything I do.

Answer 11

A couple of Jehova's witnesses have been commissioned to deliver them personally. That should get you out and about in no time, possibly even before they arrive.

Answer 12

You trollin' us, Red?

Answer 13

"Sarcasm??" - Sheldon Cooper, PhD

Answer 14

Hope you get better soon!!

Answer 15

I'll send aspirin and soup!

Answer 16

I would, but would it really help

Answer 17

Close as I can get.

Answer 18

Hope you feel better soon, but I ain't wasting time praying. You know, since
there's no one to hear them, or do anything about them.

Answer 19

Thoughts yes, prayers no. ☺

Answer 20

Well, prayers? No. Well wishes, definitely. Please get well, you’re far too good looking to be allowed out of the mix for long.

Answer 21

I'd say that I'll masterbate for you... but that sounds very creepy

Answer 22

If'n I could lay hands upon you, I chase them devil out of your soul and make you feel so glorious you'd think you could fly. But I can't, and I wouldn't just because it wouldn't be proper since neither of believe in God. And then there's all that #metoo stuff going around, we'd have to agree to an NDA. So,I'll just send my best wishes. And I do. Hope you feel better. I have 2 sick at home now too.

Answer 23

I put you on my FB prayer chain. It should go viral momentarily and you would feel relief in no time.

Answer 24

Sending thoughts and prayers.

Answer 25

Yay! I'm helping!


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