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I'm sick with the flu. ~Send prayers my way~

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Answer 1

I will send you a whole box of prayers. I wasn't doing anything with them anyway.

Answer 2

Sending tons of preyers your way!

Answer 3

I believe our prayers should be very specific and purposeful, therefore I've prayed in earnest for the following:

Drink plenty of fluids,.
Get plenty of rest.
That you would be healed in seven to ten days.

AMEN.

Answer 4

WTH??? Flu in June? (((( hugs you from a safe distance ))))
Feel better soon. If it just started within 72 hours Tamiflu may help take the edge off...

Answer 5

Prayers sent -- oops!

Answer 6

May the space unicorn blast your germs with her marshmellow ray gun

Answer 7

Here you go!

Answer 8

I am sorry you're ill, not fun at all. May I suggest a run for analgesics and antipyretics? I think that may do better for you than prayers. IOW aspirin, tylenol, motrin, Naproxy Sodium.

Answer 9

Here ya go.........they workin yet?

Answer 10

HEAL! (slap to forehead)

Answer 11

I got you. I hope this helps.

Answer 12

Looks like your sense of humor is healthy.

Answer 13

Hope you feel better soon. As prayers have been demonstrated to actually have negative effects when the person being "prayed to"
[nytimes.com]

A more common request (O.K. substitution) is replacing the word "prayers" with "farts". - - -

Answer 14

It's in the mail. Hope it doesn't spoil by the time it gets to you.

Answer 15

Sending you prayers. The same prayers people send to steer tornadoes away from schools. So you know they work.

Answer 16

Prayer sent. Look for it in the mail.

Answer 17

how about wishes? wish you will feel better soon, since you are apparently delirious, asking for prayers...

Answer 18

I am about to meditate so I will visit you at home with my astral projection. Don't bother to clean up or anything ... you'll barely notice I am there.

Answer 19

You must be feeling better, since you are making jokes! LOL Feel better soon.

Answer 20

I could send you some day & nite-quill it would be more effective.......

Answer 21

Best wishes to you, hope you get better soon!

Answer 22

Oh... bummer.
I'll sacrifice a small animal for you tonight.....


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