Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?
What other supernatural beings exist?
Natural selection, bit of a harsh way for an omnipotent being to hone and diversify its beloved creation don’t you think?
So I still need a working brain in order to think and to experience right? Once I’m brain dead it’s still over.
Can you just do the Earth a solid and get rid of us? (Then I wouldn't need the next two questions, assuming this god grants the first).
Could you please tell me all universal truths.
What now?
Do you really make athletes and race horses win events?
@BigBoMclain Exactly. A lot of explaining to do!
Which (if any) of the religious texts throughout the world accurately portray your personality and motivations for your actions?
Why has it chosen to relay its message through dead languages and with faith (which has been proven to be unreliable in accurately determining the actual state of truth within the universe)?
If the stories of you creating existence are true, what's the purpose behind this whole thing?
1 Why did you take only six days to create all of this? Why the hurry? You could have thought out some of this shit if you had taken more time.
2 Why are we still paying for one dumbass who took one bite out of one lousy apple? Seems a bit of an over reaction.
3 Why didn't you make farts smell like flowers?
Hahahaha!
1). Why now? 2). What is the purpose of it all? 3).Could you please hit the delete button on all these televangelist.? They are robbing people blind.
Assuming it's going to show up and claim the mantle of the god(s) of Abraham.
What the fuck took you so long?
Do you think you've really earned the worship and praise you've received over these years?
What are you going to do about the shit you've let go this far?
Okay, not necessarily in this order.
Please explain how Trump came into office?
Who the hell likes Yanni?
How could the religious nuts in the US, who are supposedly moral Christians, vote for a mysoginistic serial liar like Trump?
Oh I would say my peace.... You knowingly let us be wrong and now your coming to mock us???? I knew you were a perverse despicable piece of work but this...THIS !!!!!! (And then by the grace of this lovely and caring diety I would be reduced to ashes in the most spectacular and terrifying lighting ever seen)...end of the story. ???
Why did you show up now?
When are we going to become extinct?
What other planet(s) are you going to screw up?
Where have you been all this time?
Why do you allow children to starve to death?
Why do some storms kill some people?
What is the purpose of existence? Do you want to go for a drink? Where did I leave my keys?