Well now, that depends. Does it Speak English? OK, I want to know... Where the sidewalk ends, what lies beyond space time, and is it going to eat me.

Ehh, what's up, Doc?
I bet you thought this was real funny, didn't you?
What time is it where you come from?

1. Hi. How ya doing?
2. What's goin' on?
3. I guess I'm going to hell?

Can you just do the Earth a solid and get rid of us? (Then I wouldn't need the next two questions, assuming this god grants the first).

Could you please tell me all universal truths.
What now?
Do you really make athletes and race horses win events?

1. WTF 2. WTF and 3. WTF.........

Which (if any) of the religious texts throughout the world accurately portray your personality and motivations for your actions?

Why has it chosen to relay its message through dead languages and with faith (which has been proven to be unreliable in accurately determining the actual state of truth within the universe)?

If the stories of you creating existence are true, what's the purpose behind this whole thing?

1 Why did you take only six days to create all of this? Why the hurry? You could have thought out some of this shit if you had taken more time.
2 Why are we still paying for one dumbass who took one bite out of one lousy apple? Seems a bit of an over reaction.
3 Why didn't you make farts smell like flowers?

1). Why now? 2). What is the purpose of it all? 3).Could you please hit the delete button on all these televangelist.? They are robbing people blind.

What about childhood cancer? Aren't you just a dick? Why should I praise you?

Have you come to say sorry?
Do you have a conscience?
Would you like to see the Therapist now?

Who the hell are you? Why didn't you knock? Could you pass the pepper please?

Is there a point to our existence?
What happens when we die?
Which holy book did you give humans? Is so why? If not why not?

WTFx3

Assuming it's going to show up and claim the mantle of the god(s) of Abraham.

What the fuck took you so long?

Do you think you've really earned the worship and praise you've received over these years?

What are you going to do about the shit you've let go this far?

Okay, not necessarily in this order.

What planet are you from?
How fast does that thing go?
Did you bring any Goddesses?

Ask "Why are you so fucking ridiculously late?".
Ask "What the hell are you going to do now that the place is completely fucked over?
Ask "What the fuck were you thinking?"

Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?
Why do you allow children and other innocents to suffer unnecessarily with
disease, violence, and natural disasters?
Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?

Please explain how Trump came into office?
Who the hell likes Yanni?
How could the religious nuts in the US, who are supposedly moral Christians, vote for a mysoginistic serial liar like Trump?

Oh I would say my peace.... You knowingly let us be wrong and now your coming to mock us???? I knew you were a perverse despicable piece of work but this...THIS !!!!!! (And then by the grace of this lovely and caring diety I would be reduced to ashes in the most spectacular and terrifying lighting ever seen)...end of the story. ???

Why did you show up now?
When are we going to become extinct?
What other planet(s) are you going to screw up?

Where have you been all this time?
Why do you allow children to starve to death?
Why do some storms kill some people?

What is the purpose of existence? Do you want to go for a drink? Where did I leave my keys?

Do you look away when people go to the bathroom?

Why do you help people find their car keys but ignore people that can't find their children?

Since water is so important, how come you made almost all the water on earth undrinkable? That's fucked up dude...

What kind of being allows children to suffer in so many ways?

Are you the only diety?

What actually happens when we die?

Did you make us and give us free will so that we could make scientific discoveries about the universe around us or as dumb animals for you simplistic amusement?

I know that's 4, but inquisitive minds wabt to know.