I accidentally put on my glasses with my contacts in at the same time. I can see the future.
Lottery numbers for the weekend please
What?!? You think I'm splitting that with anyone?
@ipdg77 true story... I worked in Las Vegas for a number of years. I was a senior national sales manager for strip hotels. But, I was an apartment dweller without a washer and dryer. So, I had to take my clothes to a coin operated laundry room. I used to put a twenty dollar bill into a quarter slot machine once a week and pull the handle then cash out the quarters for laundry. That's the closest I ever came to actually gambling.