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It doesn't work, the devil won't show up... It's been 30 years and he hasn't answered yet!

pepperjones 8 July 12

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That's what indoctrination from small child up to maturity does. Especially parents, but also churches, schools, they all abuse the non-adult by feeding it one-sided information. It's even worse when the information is false to create the ability for others for abuse.

Gert Level 7 July 13, 2018

@pepperjones It's a wonder that there are even children born.

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This is what first crossed my mind. Now it's my earworm tfn, from Get Behind Me Satan no less:

Cool tune!

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The devil must smile every time you fingers go walking.

azzow2 Level 9 July 12, 2018
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That's gotta be the strangest version of ding-dong-ditch I've ever heard!

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Well yeah...

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The Devil's Doorbell? Neat. I hereby rename my junk as The Devil's Doorstop.

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(Also? I note he specifies girls who masturbate. How does he figure girls feel like garbage afterwards?)

Yes, but how on earth does he speak for how girls feel after masturbating?

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If that was so then all the males in this world would die out from a very early age.

The Devil's Doorknocker?

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Thanks.

Jacar Level 8 July 14, 2018
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...maybe she's just doing it wrong.

Gyanez Level 5 July 13, 2018
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Religion is just a party pooper.

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I’m good at playing with buttons, just thought I’d put that out there ?

PaulD Level 5 July 13, 2018
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Doesn't being an atheist mean you don't believe in the devil either? Just posing a question here. 🙂

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Female masturbation must be medically beneficial, male doctors used to administer vibrational stimulation to the clitoris, in their offices, as a remedy for hysteria. I don't know if it worked, but I understand it was a very popular procedure, among our great, great grandmas.

@pepperjones I can't believe after all my previous philosophically brilliant posts, this one finally got me to level 6. SMH.

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When you ring the Devil's Doorbell, does he answer personally, or does someone from his staff answer the door?

W. C. Feels has been doing that a while now.

I just saw Book of Mormon, I'm pretty sure Johnnie Cochran answers the door.

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No matter how much I study this matter I can't give a difinative answer ....ah well will have to keep studying

Simon1 Level 7 July 12, 2018
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That's awfully telling that this guy thinks you feel like garbage after jacking off...

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That’s both funny and amazingly scary....

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A close minded fool posted that. That person must be sex starved to be so conservative or to enberisted to go to adult type store buy a toy.

@pepperjones A person we should feel sorry for. That is for sure. Clearly that person doesn't have all the facts.

Knowing this person is religious she probably receives oral.(which is not the same as masterbating) lol

@chris26plus No, it's not. She probably has never seen an adult movie and to scared to rent one. I know it would a shock to the system if she watched more than 2 minutes of it.

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I Can’t Paste !
Agh!

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Does your back hurt much? LMAAO

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Maybe I'm the devil because I love going to the door.?. Not being nasty just keeping it real.

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You're doing it wrong. you'll need to pray while you do it... maybe he will appear then. (wink)

Lukian Level 8 July 12, 2018
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There is some truth to this. Research many years ago showed that an orgasm pushes the opening of the uterus into the area where sperm should be waiting, to take a few drinks.

Jacar Level 8 July 14, 2018
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