What's your answer to "what if you die and God is real?" Mine has always been I'd look God straight in the face and say "apologize."
That's a really big what if with a really, really small chance of being realized. Really! ?
God would have some shit to answer for...
Not only "apologize", but explain. Explain things like disease, famine, allowing people like Hitler, Stalin, Dahmer, and the Conquistadors. I would also ask him why give us something as precious as dogs, and then take them away after only a few years? Why let complete assholes live, while killing good people? Basically, explain his amazing plan so that it makes sense, and explains the evidence (including his inconsistencies, hypocrisy, and the judgment of his creation).
Also, I would want to know if we were just one of his many "experiments", given the vastness and age of the known universe, and why he chose some of the odd methods he did for "making himself known" as the One True God.
You should’ve talked to us. Really. Don’t expect to be believedwhen you communicate in such a cryptic manner.
My answer would be the same as Stephen Fry's
I'd spit in it's eye, and take a swing at it for being such a passive/aggressive douchebag.
Nice. Slap him upside the head and say, 'dude practice what you preach, now, turn the other cheek!'
If that is what the truth is. god knows what is going to happen so what's the point?
Well ... I don't know that I'd have a basis to feel entitled to an apology, or that it would be prudent to demand one. But I have always said that whether in this life or the next, if there were any sort of creator-god that would finally present itself openly to me, the next question would be what the actual characteristics and character of that being was, what its demands / claims on me would be, and whether it was worthy of any sort of trust or cooperation. Those are all entirely separate questions. Theists tend to ask such "what if" questions, as if the existence of god is equivalent to settling the question of whether one should worship it.
I'd say he/she/it only has itself to blame for everything lol. I'd probably have a few more choice words too.
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I never had a very good answer to that question but I sure do now! Thank You!
I'd say "tell me about yourself!" Because all I've heard from the religious has been ridiculous.
Where are my 72 virgins? Oh! My bad. I have to a martyr for that one. Okay let's try this one. Where is everyone? I would rather be in hell partying my friends than putting up with your bullshit lies and myths. Just saying!
No creo en Dios!