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What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?

ripcurldane 7 Jan 11
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Lol.. I say it all the time.. don't give it one thought.. sometimes I say .. oh my stars.. or shit dam!!!

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OMG= oh my gosh! But i use wow, incredible, well bugger me! To mix it up.

And the occasional shiver me timbers! When I'm feeling extra piratey 🙂

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OMFSM

skado Level 9 Jan 11, 2018
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Christ on a cracker!

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I wonder what God says when he's annoyed. "Oh My ME!"
Or Jesus when he's peeved. "Oh my DAD!"

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There are a lot of words for "god", gosh, Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts, goodness think of anything that begins with "G".

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I still use OMG, Holy Shit and Jesus Christ. Old habits are hard to break. LOL.

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ONG - Oh No God!

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It would have to be wtf

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"holy shit !"

"sonovabitch"

"hot damn "

"fuck ! "

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Odins Raven!!!!

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For fuck's sake !

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I was never religious and I say Oh, my god! For me, it's the same as saying something is unbelievable.

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Oh my damn, and usually sarcastically— oh my god and baby jesus.

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I also like "Holy Man on a Stick."

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Oh, for Yoda's sake!

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CDB Could do Better

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Fucking universe?

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I worked with a religious woman who used "OMW" for "oh my word" just so she didn't even hint at taking her God's name in vain — despite easily being able to mean "oh my goodness." I didn't mind so much untill one day she spoke "OMW" and it sounded so forced and unnecessary, and was an obvious display of "I don't even say 'OMG' because that's what a good Christian I am." It was one of the few time I saw her wear her religiosity on her sleeve.

So, I don't really have an equivalent phrase. I don't want to go out of my way to have secular terminology for casual expressions. On the other hand, I avoid this phrase — mostly because I think it makes me sound like a teenage girl.

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I don't use that expression. Doubtless, there are many alternatives to suit the occasion.

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Oh my F-ing god.

Here is one I like.

Now that one rolls off my tongue.

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I have this meme. I love it.

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BGGB, by great gandalfs beard.

Dav87 Level 6 Jan 11, 2018
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Holy Fuckin Shit ????

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