60% of human DNA is identical to DNA in a banana. So, whenever I can't seem to do something right, I just claim that the banana is using my DNA at the moment.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Funny bone: If we come from chimps that eat bananas, how come there are still chimps and bananas today?
(Scientific bone: actually we share more than 50% of our DNA with all living things on earth because 50% of our DNA is dedicated to synthesizing, replicating, repairing, reading and maintaining DNA functions)
Lukian
Level 8
Aug 12, 2018
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Hrmm. I only lay around like a lazy brown speckled banana about 40% of the time, so I guess I'm doing ok by that measure.
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
Aug 12, 2018
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So does that make someone who has a banana smoothie for breakfast every day a murderer or even a cannibal? Just askin for a friend...............
patchoullijulie
Level 8
Aug 11, 2018
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I will never eat a banana again without feeling, a bit like.....well almost a cannibal!
Marionville
Level 10
Aug 11, 2018
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Well, at least you don’t blame it on the monkeys! Who share more of your DNA!
Freedompath
Level 9
Aug 10, 2018
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That’s a great line. I’ll have to remember that one . 
ThatOneGuy32
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Aug 10, 2018
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