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60% of human DNA is identical to DNA in a banana. So, whenever I can't seem to do something right, I just claim that the banana is using my DNA at the moment.

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Funny bone: If we come from chimps that eat bananas, how come there are still chimps and bananas today?

(Scientific bone: actually we share more than 50% of our DNA with all living things on earth because 50% of our DNA is dedicated to synthesizing, replicating, repairing, reading and maintaining DNA functions)

Lukian Level 8 Aug 12, 2018

Hrmm. I only lay around like a lazy brown speckled banana about 40% of the time, so I guess I'm doing ok by that measure.


This explains a lot!

SukiSue Level 8 Aug 12, 2018

That has a certain a peel ?

jwd45244 Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

say again?


Why did you push them off the cliff? The banana DNA made me do it. Your attorney can use the slip and peal defense.

azzow2 Level 9 Aug 11, 2018

Stealing this one

Seeker3CO Level 8 Aug 11, 2018

You may have an acute case of Banana Split Personality Disorder. BS.PD ???

Hitchens Level 8 Aug 11, 2018

Definate banana theme today.


Is that a banana in your pocket, or...?

kjsgenie Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

I knew someone would take the Freudian route.

BTW: Thank you.


@Duke I'm actually picturing a human slip and slide... and me... naked... sliding all over.... uhhhhhhh



So does that make someone who has a banana smoothie for breakfast every day a murderer or even a cannibal? Just askin for a friend...............smile005.gif


I will never eat a banana again without feeling, a bit like.....well almost a cannibal!


I did hear once that humans share 30% DNA with a tulip. Would explain why mankind is making such a horses arse of things if we're mostly fruit and flowers! smile001.gif

ipdg77 Level 8 Aug 11, 2018


godef Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

Love your sense of humor. Always gives me a chuckle. smile001.gif

Betty Level 7 Aug 11, 2018

Well, at least you don’t blame it on the monkeys! Who share more of your DNA!


That’s a great line. I’ll have to remember that one . smile001.gif


Lol that explains a lot.

Sheannutt Level 9 Aug 10, 2018

Well, you weren't using it, so why not.

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