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Naughty Jesus

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Nasty! Lol

Coffeeman Level 7 Oct 20, 2019
1

Yes, Jesus wants to enter your heart and this can be done without surgery. All you have to do is shut your eyes and bow your head. Hey, wait! All my heart does is pump blood and you are trying to provide me with a reason that Jesus died. Is this witchcraft?

DenoPenno Level 8 Sep 22, 2018
2

Keywords of the clergy!

zesty Level 7 Sep 22, 2018
3

Puts a different slant on 'Oh cum all ye faithful'

ipdg77 Level 8 Sep 20, 2018
3

This has a Papal ring to it.

Casey07 Level 6 Sep 14, 2018
3

Well he was a carpenter, he could screw you to the bed.

3

I guess the 'hand' of God is not sufficient any longer.

Sticks48 Level 9 Aug 16, 2018
2

Yes Please!

Benthoven Level 8 Aug 16, 2018
7

Jesus ain't entering me unless he buys me dinner, tells me I'm pretty, and promises to call.

Fair enough

3

Does one get to pick from where 'Jesus' enters

DSGavde Level 6 Aug 16, 2018
3

"Come Lord Jesus, come."

3

I covet thy ass gas or grass my child. This chariot don’t swing low for free, me dammit!

Wurlitzer Level 8 Aug 16, 2018
1

Hysterical

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