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Had to do another just for a good laugh. This plays off of two holidays. Enjoy.

SonderOpia 8 Jan 26

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Betty Level 7 Jan 27, 2018
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I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I celebrate my birthday.

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How do I "walk in" doors if I don't "believe in" doors ? SImple, DOORS EXIST and alleged deities do not exist doors are useful religion is harmful

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I'm sure we all have had that one coworker to whom we'd like to add: How do you celebrate Labor Day if you never do any work?

Great one. Love it.

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Luckily, the fun parts of Christmas are borrowed from pagan customs-originally people only went to Christmas mass, read the Bible story of Jesus' birth, and that was it. Christmas trees and celebrations were considered heretical.

The alleged vaginal virgin birthing an alleged baby god in a dirty donkey stable NEVER HAPPENED nor the bible story of REAL KING HEROD "killed all the 2 year old boys" Herod died 4 BCE MAKING THE ENTIRE fake back dated calendar an 800 year old lie of the Vatican

@GreenAtheist Because the real story doesn't give them power over people

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Almost cried haha

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This is one to remember LOL

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Trying desperately to catch my breath here....

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I laughed really really hard at this....haha....oh, this is going to be stolen for my own personal use, for sure!

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One responds is I put exlax in Santa's cookies. lol .

Well shit...

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I usually find a way to alienate her before Valentine's Day.

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Yes! Hahaha.... šŸ™‚

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How can you celebrate Halloween , if you don't believe in the Great Pumpkin !?!?!

Dougy Level 7 Jan 26, 2018
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So stealing this for my Twitter!

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Damn! Iā€™m screwed!

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So two coworkers walk into a bar...

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LOL!! Perfect!

Who ate the candy Ishtar eggs hunted on dogshit lawns ?

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