If your pet could talk, what would it say to you?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I don't have, unfortunately. If it was a dog, I think would try to tell me :"Paddy, pet me!" If was a cat, would tell me "Feed me, you bastard!!!" 
Paddypereira
Level 7
Oct 18, 2018
1
I don't either, but i love dogs. I just don't have the time to dedicate to the care and time he deserves from me. Maybe someday!
@StrongHappySilly I don't have space as well, not allowed by the landlord. Not a big deal.
Why did you put this snow cone thing on my head? Stop laughing! Fuck you
StrongHappySilly
Level 7
Oct 17, 2018
5
"Did I hear ham? I thought I heard ham. I could have sworn I heard ham.
See? Now I can smell it. I smell ham. Do you have ham for me?"
Btw, the pic is titled "Laci ham face".
I was making a sandwich and looked over to find her there, staring at me.
KKGator
Level 9
Oct 17, 2018
5
Sounds like we have the same dog!
Have you seen my balls? Not those balls you idiot. MY BALLS!
Sticks48
Level 9
Oct 17, 2018
5
How could you do this to me?! I thought we were friends!
Feed me! That's all they want to do is eat!
MichelleGar1
Level 9
Oct 17, 2018
4
You're not my real father!
PolyWolf
Level 7
Oct 17, 2018
4
You... you... you mean i'm....adopted? Waaaaaaaa
Cat: feedmeloveme feedmeloveme feedmeloveme
Me: You are getting petted, and you can't be hungry.
Cat: I want you to love me!! Put food in my bowl or you don't love me. Do it now!!
Me: Ok, but a just little and you had better eat it.
Cat: That is better. I'm taking a nap now, bye.
Me: You didn't eat it!
Cat: I feel loved, I'm good.
Me:
Cat: Don't go too far away. I'll want dinner soon.
Me: [points to dish with food]
Cat: Fresh food. That stuff is old now.
Me:
Cat: [soft snoring from the couch]
Me:
Holli
Level 6
Oct 19, 2018
3
Somehow i think the cat is in charge
SkotlandSkye
Level 8
Oct 18, 2018
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chucklesIII
Level 7
Oct 17, 2018
2
Yeah I love that cartoon, it's one of my favorite Gary Larson panels.
Hilarious!!!
FluffyBunny
Level 4
Oct 17, 2018
2
I would keep your chickens away from away from @piratefish 's pet three comments above!
@StrongHappySilly lol yeah I'm guessing whatever he has would like my bunnies too.
shockwaverider
Level 8
Oct 17, 2018
3
Beautiful dog! It sounds like he knows whose really in charge. LOL!
confidentrealm
Level 7
Oct 17, 2018
2
If I had a pet, it would be asking for more food...again.
GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Oct 17, 2018
3
Today, I'm thankful for not speaking cat. I dropped her off at the vet's office to be boarded for 12 days. She was very unhappy with me.
PhoebeCat
Level 7
Oct 19, 2018
1
Yeah maybe it's best we don't know exactly what's on her mind today
Wait til you pick the little shit up, she'll hold a grudge like a narcissist and let loose hell and damnation on you when you least expect it!
"You feed me, you house me, you walk me, you pay for my medical needs, you even pick up after me when I poo. Cuck, I OWN YOU!"
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Oct 18, 2018
1
Ha Ha, I can lick places that you can't, loser.
TristanNuvo
Level 8
Oct 18, 2018
1
Not that i haven't tried!
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