I'm imbibing red wine, awkwardly, from a glass I bought at a junk store.

I am acting acting as a sleeping platform for the two furry hooligans that live in my house while waiting for the last of the ambulating corpses to come on the idiot box

You are not supposed to tell people you do this, I have always known your a natural. Presently I am indulging in being virtually transported to Europe for a 2D representation of a 3D presentation of 4 guys carrying sticks and banging on stuff.

I am streaming hormones that raise my blood pressure and stress reaction in an attempt to juggle my children's best interests, negotiating with my ex and considering going back to my home state to live with my parents.

I am gently fondling the hairy flaps of skin on the head of my loyal companion.

I'm currently vaporising a poison and inhaling it to avoid going downstairs and packing befouled cooking utensils into the washing box.

I is take place it, with cones. Doubtly on for gas Sylvester & won’t 90.

I am potatoing on the couch, burning my retinas, and hanging out with all my closest friends.

I am horizontally viewing fictional police procedural drama.

IamNot gonna tell you......

I am shoving dead plant and animal parts through a hole in my head while sitting in front of dead, hacked up tree parts coated in chemicals.

Implementing an electronic audio\video device to promote the destruction of viable brain cells, while at the same time restricting blood flow to my backside, inducing atrophy

I'm doing chemistry that creates tasty by products.