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Me: Hello
Him: Well Hello Sexy.
Me: I read your profile. Well written. What did you think of mine? Do you have things in common with me?
Him: Nice pics
Me: Oh I thought maybe you read my profile.
Him: Nice tattoo
Me: It has special meaning to me.
Him: When can I see the whole thing?
Me: I see your a Christian. I’m Agnostic. I wrote it in my profile.
Him: What’s that?
Me: Google it
Him: Oh I see. I don’t think we’re a match. I’ll pray for you. God bless.

Omg!!! I get this all the time!!
Your thoughts?

LovelyLady4U 4 Apr 14
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Had this conversation been between him and me, I think it would have turned out a little differently (well it wouldn't have involved a tattoo because I don't have one--but we can pretend).

When it got to the "I see you are a Christian" part. I would have said "I am an atheist."
And, I rather think his response would have been: "be gone with you Satan."😈

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With what he seemed to be going for, what would lack of religion matter? Do you want to share the special meaning of the tattoo?

Ya the tattoo represents my dead parents and my heritage. How sexy does that sound? Lol. Completely true.

@LovelyLady4U Probably not the sexy story he would have wanted to hear. Maybe why he didn't ask. Sounds special to me though.

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It's not just the religious. Maybe it's just guys. (Not trying to be mean).
I've gotten generic messages. "I read your profile, I think we have a lot in common." Or just "Hey there, I think we are compatible, want to talk?"
Then I read their profile and think WTF did they think we had in common?
I'll reply, "What exactly was it about my profile that you found interesting?"
The response is generally, again, very generic. I flat out asked one guy if he just sends out the same message to everyone and hopes for some nibbles. Of course he wrote back that I was an angry bitch who needed to get laid.
I'm old and suspect that there are few fellows my age on sites so it is possible that someone is paid to send out generic messages to try to encourage women to buy the packages. Could be I'm just jaded.

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I got told "I have a problem with your height and religion!"

I didn't know atheism was a religion!

Being a fairly tall woman, I find that pretty funny. There is a good chance I'd have a problem with someone's height and/or their religion. I'm not sure I'd just send that off as a message, though.

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I love to block people like this. If you post his handle I could stop him from contacting me ever. I suggest to most people to block these idiots.

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Stupid. Find YOUR kind.

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I'm an atheist, I met a woman a few years ago who was agnostic, at first. She found Jesus really quickly, and started trying to convert, reform, and/or save me. You're lucky these guys bailed and didn't see you as an opportunity to collect some kind of Jesus Reward Points.

Don't worry about that, "I'll pray for you." shit. He didn't mean it, and even if he does, it can't hurt you.

JimG Level 8 Apr 15, 2019

Those brownie point things really amaze me. Do they get on a faster train to heaven with them? Do they get the good clouds?

@heymoe2001 They seem to think they'll get something. Maybe they can cash them in for harp lessons or a lighter sentence in purgatory.

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Should have blocked him at "Hello sexy".
I've seen the crap that most(and I mean most) guys text my housemate. "You are soooo beautiful", "I love you", "I want to spend my life with you", "My love will not be denied". This all before they have even met. Holey fucking moley guys, what the fuck is the matter with you.
Guys, if you know guys like this, let them know how totally wrong they are.
I am totally embarrassed. I am sorry. I want to ask for your forgiveness, but really, do not forgive and especially, do not forget.

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A big portion of people must not want to learn anything about the other person’s personality ...for friendships or even a mate! Why not just purchased a blow-up doll mate, then you could cultivate it into your own image! And life would be just as you want it...how devine!

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I never get this 'cause I am not shopping for a man. My profile would say in the 1st sentence "no religiosos".

i'm not shopping for a relationship either. i still occasionally get hit up on, and i drop big heavy hints like when they say "so what are you doing right now?" i say "making dinner for my man." that doesn't seem to make an impression (concrete is not generally that impressionable). or i refer them to my profile, which clearly say i am here for community, and also mentions my man. still no comprehension. sometimes i have to say "leave me alone or i'll report you" before they back off.

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There are a lot more people looking for sex and money than there are people looking for love

I believe that...if they grow old, they will be empty of what holds up their nature!

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One of the many reasons why I stay off of dating sites.

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Unfortunately, it just seems to be part of the friggin process we have to go through now. 🙄

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At least you have a profile for him to ignore. This is todays nonsense. Just 2 nice pics and the mandatory bits filled in.

Me - Hello Joanne, you look lovely. x
Her - Hi thankyou x
Me - Hi and your welcome.
Your profile is a little sparse so can tell me what you like to do in your spare time Joanne? x

Then nothing and once again ghosted

I don't think you can count yourself ghosted after one single messenger exchange.

I have had men tell me that they love my picture Problem is, I have none on my profile. I also have men tell me that they love my profile and believe we are a perfect match. When I ask them what part of my profile they liked I never hear from them.

And yep, I would get those "you're perfect for me" from a person who has absolutely nothing in their profile, or when I look it says they are a Christian and serious about it.

@Blysse Sorry not too well up on the terminology nowadays. Although I do hate it when people just stop replying in mid conversation. You would think that they could at least say "later" or "bye"

@kiramea Completely and uttering agree with everything you stated. Bizarre isn’t it?

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Seems like he doesn’t want a partner, just a warm hole that will cook and clean for him.

@PJWanders I think that he wants to "see the tatoo" as well.

@Stephanie99 Yeah, tattoos are so very "christian"😃

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Sex being mentioned in the opening line is a give away.

I was introduced to my late partner by my brother-in-law. She lived in Texass and I in Seattle. We talked for hours and hours over the phone for 2 months and sex was not mentioned once but everything else was. Sex should augment a relationship not take priority.

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I get that but I'm an atheist. I also get this from being a liberal. Doesn't phase me. I figured I just dodged a bullet! Ha ha! 🤪

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They can memorize a buy-bull from cover to cover but they can't read the very name of this website. That level of stupid is exactly why we have a baboon in the White House.

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  • "Hello sexy." = Me want vagina!
  • Doesn't read your profile = Don't care who you are, just want vagina!
  • Show me the rest of your tattoo = Hope it leads to your vagina!
  • "I don't think we’re a match. I’ll pray for you. God bless." = That vagina is full of the DEVIL!

Lmao!!! So true.

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My thoughts are...what an ass!

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That's what you get in god crazy america. Try across the pond where we are all godless heathens, and a few even more godless pirates. arrrr

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i am always reminded of the movie title "earth girls are easy." it's as if christians wander here in the belief that atheist/agnostic girls are easy.

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Quite the opposite. We have brains!!!

@LovelyLady4U but brainless people don't recognize that about us!

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At "nice pics"--since he didn't answer your question, it should have been over. Depending on how you want to treat him you could come back with "prayers don't work," or "idiots don't get to see my tattoo" or "no amount of prayers will let you see that whole tattoo" or maybe "god doesn't exist" 🙂

lerlo Level 8 Apr 15, 2019

My reply. “I will pray to Satan for you” lololol

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I agree you do have nice pics. Oh wait you meant on the theist, if they are being them and you're being you. It really shouldn't matter which sky wizard if any you are sending prayers to.

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You have more patience than most sane women...I would have ended the conversation after "hi sexy". Apparently his god has no problem with him being a pig.

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