You have to turn the crank until it burps and then turn off the choke.

Puff, puff pass, then repeat...

That's what my ex asked me!

I normally tug on it until something happens ....

Have you tried turning it off and then back on?

It’s elementary my dear Watson...if I can navigate it, it must be!

Read the "Learn" and the FAQs about the site.

Welcome to the asylum. Enjoy your stay.

C'mon bud.. .Man up! First you ignore the instructions. Then you get out all the tools you think you'll need. Then you start working on it. Then you start looking for the instructions.

Weren't you at the meeting?

To learn about how to gain points and the benefits of different levels:

1. Open your profile. Page down to the heading, Level.

2. Click on your underlined points to the right of Level. This take you to the Levels Page.

While you're at it, read the Community Guidelines.

1. Hover your mouse over the tab, Learn, at the top of this page.

2. Click on About Us.

3. Page down to Community Guidelines.

Is this thing on? Test. Test. Test

You get direct deposits for every comment.

Well, as with most things IT often helps to read the instructions first.

How did you manage to install it on whatever device you're using? That's how it works. Welcome to the site and have fun with it. I was told they have cookies.

You should probably figure that out before she gets there.

That's what she said...

Flip the "on" switch.

How did you manage to install it on whatever device you're using? That's how it works. Welcome to the site and have fun with it.

It's just one damn thing after another.

I’m pretty confident you’ll work it out

This website seems mostly about camaraderie, intellectual and social discussion, and friendships, although there are occasional claims of people finding life partners. The low number of agnostic.com members in any given area of the country is discouraging for those hoping to swoop in and find someone compatible near them.

There's list of members and their locations in the drop-down menu under "Browse." Remember that being rude or lewd to women can lead to their blocking you, by clicking on the button in your profile, so neither of you can see the other's posts.

I used to have to do that all the time, so I wouldn't have to encounter those crude men again, but I've blocked so many bad ones, that the men left unblocked have been normal and kind.

If you actually hope to find a partner here, it might help to read the profiles of women who interest you, then ease into some of their conversations on forums, and if she seems to like you, send her a private message. If she still seems to be responding positively, laughing at your jokes, etc., you could try asking her to meet you for coffee somewhere near her neighborhood, your treat.

If you try to make her pay for her share of the coffee after your invitation, don't be surprised if she suddenly remembers she has to leave and blocks you after that.

It doesn’t work.

This is from the "Learn" tab... [agnostic.com]

You could also try the Groups tab or the Browse tab up top....

If you mean something deeper you're going to have to be more specific.

Learn baby! Learn!

What thing?