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I was trying to make some Jesus toast for breakfast and got a T-Rex instead, I guess I’ll have to start a religion, who’s in?

ArdentAtheist 8 Mar 31
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Haha, that's really funny. However, I don't like religious jokes because I am a Christian and Jesus is important to me. However, there are many funny food stories in our family. I once ordered gluten-free granola [michelesgranola.com] to get my kids involved in healthy eating. However, kids like to buy unhealthy snacks with our pocket money. This really frustrates me. So I gave them granola and toast for breakfast and went to work. My oldest daughter (age 8) stayed home with the teenage babysitter because she had a runny nose. When I got home, the whole jar of granola was gone! She had eaten the whole jar! Now I buy it regularly, but hide it on a high shelf.

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Ha ha. Cretaceous Church. I'm in!

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Maybe with a spot or two of syrup you could create Jesus, for sure a cross!

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Looks like the image of a woman sitting with her back facing the viewer and clutching her knees. Reminds me of Picasso's "Blue Nude"

[pablopicasso.org]

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I will join!

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It might be difficult, because in a few hundred years they'll want to do carbon dating on it to make sure it's the real thing.

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It's a sign!

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French toast?

Pan toast ...

never heard of it?

@sassygirl3869 I’m the inventor, toaster was broken and my kinds wanted toast.

love your ingenuity. Oven works too BTW.

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"Hail the king! Long live the king of tyrants!"

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