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What can we talk about aside from religion or Trump? I'm so worn out on booth. Can someone please tell me a joke or story to make me laugh?

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JustAskMe 6 Apr 29
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Two nun's were sharing a large bath together. One nun says "where's the soap?". The other nun replies "sure does, doesn't it". 😉

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If ever you think that you are dumb? Remember that Kim Kardashian wore mirrored sunglasses to a poker game.

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Level 8

A nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the door. Who is it" she asks
"It`s the blind man"
Well she thinks I suppose it will okay for him to come in if he is blind so she says "Come in then"
And he says "Nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"

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Okay........ Just this once. 👍

@Admin @developer only 5 pics at a time uploading? Please reset! Thanks!

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A skydiver jumps from the plane but his chute won't open. So, on his way down, this other guy comes along going up. As they pass in mid-air, the skydiver hollers, Hey do you know anything about parachutes?
And the guy going up hollers back- HELL NO do you know anything about propane tanks?

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Level 7

Let's talk about something exciting, different and NEW! Let's talk about COVID 19!

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Level 8

so this blind construction worker walks into a bar ...

Ouch!
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Level 7

Try this 😄

LOVE ME SOME QUEEN! Rest in Peace Freddie.

I think this may well be my favorite video of theirs. It makes me feel good every single time.

@ReadyforaChange & Lauren I agree wholeheartedly. I play it when I need to. So often....

@Lauren I think my fave is "Bicycle" ..."I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike..."

@JustAskMe another good one. 😃

@JustAskMe Agreed! And I always have a soft spot for Fat Bottomed Girls. 🙂

@Lauren Who doesn't? They "make the rockin' world go round"

@Lauren That song has gotten me into troubke. I had it as the ring tone for my partner and things turned coolish when I couldn't find the phone and she rang it for me. I loved her and it took a few flowers before she saw the funny side of it. 😄😄
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Level 7

yes... me too..

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Level 8

Why are turds tapered?

Uh... Idk. Why?

@JustAskMe So your a..hole will close slowly and not slam.
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks it's girlant and if it floats it's ...

lerlo Level 8 Apr 30, 2020
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Groan.... 🙂🙂 good one

If ants are supposed to be such great workers and busy, How come they show up at every bar-b-que and picnic?
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Level 7

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. (This was courtesy of my daughter by the way).

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I don’t know any jokes, but my cats had a funny expression watching me eat ... and not giving them any of it! 😂

Um I'd have given in? As long as the tidbits were meat of some sort.

Though I do have one that likes a taste of a carb now and then? This am it was a piece of homemade blueberry muffin. Not a big piece you understand just enough so he got his nose out of my breakfast. 😄

@RavenCT I’d love to give in. But one throws up and the other gets diarrhea whenever they eat something besides their usual food. So, see, it’s their own darn fault. 😄

@Apunzelle Oh now I understand! If we had that problem they could stare all they liked. 😄
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