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What can we talk about aside from religion or Trump? I'm so worn out on booth. Can someone please tell me a joke or story to make me laugh?

JustAskMe 6 Apr 29
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Two nun's were sharing a large bath together. One nun says "where's the soap?". The other nun replies "sure does, doesn't it". πŸ˜‰

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If ever you think that you are dumb? Remember that Kim Kardashian wore mirrored sunglasses to a poker game.

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A nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the door. Who is it" she asks
"It`s the blind man"
Well she thinks I suppose it will okay for him to come in if he is blind so she says "Come in then"
And he says "Nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"

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Okay........ Just this once. πŸ‘

@Admin @developer only 5 pics at a time uploading? Please reset! Thanks!

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A skydiver jumps from the plane but his chute won't open. So, on his way down, this other guy comes along going up. As they pass in mid-air, the skydiver hollers, Hey do you know anything about parachutes?
And the guy going up hollers back- HELL NO do you know anything about propane tanks?

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Let's talk about something exciting, different and NEW! Let's talk about COVID 19!

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so this blind construction worker walks into a bar ...

Ouch!

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Try this πŸ˜„

LOVE ME SOME QUEEN! Rest in Peace Freddie.

I think this may well be my favorite video of theirs. It makes me feel good every single time.

@ReadyforaChange & Lauren I agree wholeheartedly. I play it when I need to. So often....

@Lauren I think my fave is "Bicycle" ..."I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike..."

@JustAskMe another good one. πŸ˜ƒ

@JustAskMe Agreed! And I always have a soft spot for Fat Bottomed Girls. πŸ™‚

@Lauren Who doesn't? They "make the rockin' world go round"

@Lauren That song has gotten me into troubke. I had it as the ring tone for my partner and things turned coolish when I couldn't find the phone and she rang it for me. I loved her and it took a few flowers before she saw the funny side of it. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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yes... me too..

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Why are turds tapered?

Uh... Idk. Why?

@JustAskMe So your a..hole will close slowly and not slam.

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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You put it in water. If it sinks it's girlant and if it floats it's ...

lerlo Level 8 Apr 30, 2020

Groan.... πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ good one

If ants are supposed to be such great workers and busy, How come they show up at every bar-b-que and picnic?

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What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. (This was courtesy of my daughter by the way).

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I don’t know any jokes, but my cats had a funny expression watching me eat ... and not giving them any of it! πŸ˜‚

Um I'd have given in? As long as the tidbits were meat of some sort.

Though I do have one that likes a taste of a carb now and then? This am it was a piece of homemade blueberry muffin. Not a big piece you understand just enough so he got his nose out of my breakfast. πŸ˜„

@RavenCT I’d love to give in. But one throws up and the other gets diarrhea whenever they eat something besides their usual food. So, see, it’s their own darn fault. πŸ˜„

@Apunzelle Oh now I understand! If we had that problem they could stare all they liked. πŸ˜„

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