What can we talk about aside from religion or Trump? I'm so worn out on booth. Can someone please tell me a joke or story to make me laugh?
A nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the door. Who is it" she asks
"It`s the blind man"
Well she thinks I suppose it will okay for him to come in if he is blind so she says "Come in then"
And he says "Nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"
A skydiver jumps from the plane but his chute won't open. So, on his way down, this other guy comes along going up. As they pass in mid-air, the skydiver hollers, Hey do you know anything about parachutes?
And the guy going up hollers back- HELL NO do you know anything about propane tanks?
Let's talk about something exciting, different and NEW! Let's talk about COVID 19!
so this blind construction worker walks into a bar ...
Ouch!
Try this
LOVE ME SOME QUEEN! Rest in Peace Freddie.
I think this may well be my favorite video of theirs. It makes me feel good every single time.
@ReadyforaChange & Lauren I agree wholeheartedly. I play it when I need to. So often....
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. (This was courtesy of my daughter by the way).
I donβt know any jokes, but my cats had a funny expression watching me eat ... and not giving them any of it!
Um I'd have given in? As long as the tidbits were meat of some sort.
Though I do have one that likes a taste of a carb now and then? This am it was a piece of homemade blueberry muffin. Not a big piece you understand just enough so he got his nose out of my breakfast.