1. I am a published poet
2. I sing and play guitar
3. I practice sorcery
4. I am a good swimmer

1. I saw Michael Jackson in Nice, France on the "Bad" tour.
2. I saw Jethro Tull in Rome
3. I saw Ray Charles in Toulonnes and had dinner with him and his manager.
4. I saw the Violent Femmes in Sydney, Va Beach, Orlando, and OKC (3x) at the Bowery.

I was on the daily show with Jon stewart.
I've read all of George Orwell's books.
I've been playing guitar since age 13.

I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months.

I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow.

I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.

1. I can recite Hamlet's "To be, or not to be…" soliloquy from memory.
2. I've never broken a bone.
3. I read approximately one book a week.

I am not tall
I enjoy the weird/odd things in life
I do not have a belly button
I used to brew my own beer

(you should make us back each of these up with stories about why they are all true)

I am divorced, I have 2 dogs, and I have a Masters Degree in English.

I was once near hit by lightning (20ft away) after exclaiming to a friend, "Lets go get hit by lightning"!!

My Mum and Dad lived with Chrissie Perfects Mum and Dad in a shared house together.

I have a tattoo of a four leaf clover on my upper arm after repeatedly finding them to the point of it being a joke.

I like this game lol

I am 172cm tall, I like romance novels and I love coffee

I love, love, love Cinnabon regular sized cinnamon rolls, warmed up with a big glass of milk or coffee.

I'm a strong supporter of Capitalism.

I like reality TV, especiallly Naked and Afraid.

I'm a fan of Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and most anything Disney.

I have a good sense of humor.
My hair is turning gray.
I'm tall.
I'm overweight.

Both my kids are adopted.
I have been in seven fires and put out three.
Marty Croft got me drunk.
I've had 17 cars.

*Don't cheat by looking at my profile
I have never drank alcohol or smoked anything.
People used to call me the "Friendly Giant" and "Big Aus."
I like watching sports, especially football and boxing.
I had a brief phase of being a conspiracy theorist and even dabbled in some new age things.

I am ethnically European
I have no British blood
I am a British citizen
I live in Britain

I am an astrologer.
I am a musician.
I am a millionaire.

1.i was a cheerleader
2.i once had a coyote
3.i have 3 kids

Was sitting in a breakwall in Kenya.
Ate blut a duck egg boiled and barreid.
Have been married.
I have wrestled an alligator and won.

I am the oldest of my siblings.
I actually voted for Nixon once.
When I was in college, I had a girlfriend who was 18 years older than I.
Well, which do you think is not factual?

I got suspended on my first day of kindergarten.

I lived at a Pagan commune for a couple years.

I am phobic of mayonnaise.

1. im a very good cook
2. im a very good driver
3. im good on a guitar

(1) I have an 11 year old daughter, (2) I play guitar, (3) I lived my in Florence, Italy.

I've died once.
I once fell out of a helicopter.
I've delivered a baby.
I am an actor.

1. I once had sex in a public park.
2. Jim Croce played his last concert in my home town.
3. I'm a chess grandmaster.
4. I've been to Stonehenge.

1.I recorded two records, one in three languages, in the 1960-70s.

2.I had a top tune hit on the top Port-au-Prince hit radio station in 1970 for three months

3.I sang my first live solo on Haiti radio when I was four and a half years old.

1. I've hosted a radio show.
2. I hate mangos
3. I play college sports