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Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr.John Michael Flint, group chief executive (CEO) of HSBC
private bank London, I am writing you this letter because a cool penny
is better than millions of dollars. It is better for one to live and
die a poor honest man than a rich dishonest one. I and Dr.Alison
Vincent, chief information security officer, HSBC private bank have
arranged with an insider in the computer strong room to bring out your
part payment amounting five million United States dollars. We did this
because according to information gathered from the bank's computer
room, you have been waiting for a long time to receive your fund
without success. We also found out that you have almost met all the
statutory requirements of the bank for the release of your fund, your
problem is that of interest groups.

A lot of people are interested in your payment and those people are
merely doing paper work with you and that explains why you
receives,emails and phone messages from different people. Also we
found out that officials of various ministries have been extorting a
lot of money from you in the pretext of helping you and we advise you
now to stop and do away with those scammers.

I am willing to help you get your money but please for top security
reasons do not tell anybody until you receive cash at your doorstep.
The money is padded in a trunk security-proof box weighing 50kg, I
went to four different courier services to make arrangements on how to
ship them by courier service. Dhl, Ems, FedEx and Gls, all said that
they must open the box for inspection by the customs before shipment.
This is something we want to avoid because the box was padded with a
machine, i told the courier service that the box contains
photographic and film materials and when opened will lose its

Today a friend of mine who is a good Christian i disclosed this with
told me that there is a Government courier service we can use to send
the package and it will be sealed under permit and privacy and cannot
be inspected by any customs anywhere in the world. The name of the
courier service is noble diplomatic security courier company (NDSCC) I
will meet with them as soon as i have your go ahead order.

Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if
found out that we are using this way to help you, do not ever tell
anybody about this until you have your cash with you. I want to help
you because i will soon retire from my government and i want to come
over to your country with my family so that you can assist me when i
relocate to your country with my family.

Thank you and please furnish us with the below information.

(a) your full name
🍺 your receiving address
β˜• your private phone/cell numbers. God is with us as we wait for your reply.

Yours faithfully,
Mr.John Michael Flint
Group chief executive (CEO) HSBC

So this is the email I got while at work few hrs ago πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Friends , it’s a slow night at ED . Here is what I came up as a response . I like it πŸ˜‚
I can’t wait to hear back from that scammer πŸ€‘πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

Hi there . Well mr Michael , we got a problem ! No wood box can be in my house ! 5 million dollars sounds ok , and I can certainly help u out when u decide to re locate . But I can’t receive anything in my house that is made from wood ! I will not be able to touch the box and get the money . I can’t even have the smell of the wood in my house , the reactions will be severe as death . Everything started long time ago , when I was a young child . I was living w my family at our private island and I was enjoying my time . One horrible day , while walking with my nanny on the beach , A huge bird came from nowhere . It was the size of a dragon ! . Probably 5 times bigger than the wood box w the money . At least 200 kg for sure . The bird flew low , got my nanny from her neck , shook her few times , and then ate her . Just like that . It was scary , especially because in her pocket was my pet lizard Jesus , and that day Jesus was eaten too πŸ™
Well, after that scary big bird ate my nanny , I started running back to our villa . I made it while that dragon was breathing on my neck the whole time , and before I had a chance to warn our servants and our gardener and my parents , this huge scary bird was eating one by one everyone in the household . Everyone !!! Including my father . That day , I became an orphan . It was very hard πŸ™ but thank u god , we were very rich , and I inherited all my family’s money . Unfortunately I also couldn’t get rid of the bird . He , his name is Willy , stayed with me in the island for 20 yrs . And actually , we became short of friends ! He has not ate another human since 5 weeks ago , and I think this time he is going to keep his promise . One can only hope πŸ™Œ

Because of him and his needs , I wasn’t able to get an education or get married and have kids . So I am wealthy , but stupid and without family . All of this for Willy . The last 10 yrs , Willy and I live in a villa in south Florida . And we both getting old . Recently I discovered that Willy gets very mad and aggressive at sight or smell of wood . I got rid of all wood floors and other objects , and replaced w marble . I had to re do kitchen cabinets as well , major construction I am telling u , it went well , although Willy ate a plumber and an electrician πŸ™. Well . They were older anyways , no big deal , pls do not think of Willy as a monster . Just a hungry bird . Since no more wood around Willy , he is much nicer and able to control his appetite . I can’t risk to change that just for 5 million of dollars . I mean , thank u , but not worth the risk . If u find your self in usa , u can always visit us regardless money . But pls do not mention anything about god or christians around Willy . He also gets mad about Jesus and overall , he gets aggressive at sight of cross . He has a great attitude about Satan though . If u worshiping Satan , Willy can be your friend ! Well , good luck to u ,
Thanks again ,
Αναστασία ΔΡγαμιΡσαι
Florida , USA

My only question to u guys , should I send as a reply from my email address ? Doesn’t matter I think , odviously some how they have my email , right ??
The last name that I wrote means β€œ gofuckyourself” in greek . What do u guys think . Stupid ? I am laughing thou . I had fun writing this today πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡
My nurses think that finally I lost my mind . Agree . Do we care ??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pralina1 9 Oct 28

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You are bloody brilliant!!
By all means, send it!

Hail Willy!
Hail Satan!


Fwee wilwy πŸ˜‚

I love u β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

@phoenixone1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


I don't get emails like this one any longer! The last one I got told me that my uncle who lived in Africa had died and I was the heir to his fortune. All I had to do was give my bank account number to the "lawyer."

I wrote back saying THANK GOD we finally knew what happened to Uncle Joe (or whatever his name was) but the shock of finding out about his death gave my grandmother a heart attack and she died. I told him we were extremely rich, didn't need the inheritance, and to give it to the poor.

Never heard from him again.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I love it!!! Man , where the f have I been , I never got one of this b4 !!!

@Pralina1 I love playing with them--I also play with phone scammers.


I think Willy is a great construct & should not be hidden under a bushel!
Fly, fly free Willy!

Fuck !!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Only u Annie , only u !!!!! I love it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Pralina1 she is funny huh


I recall checking my email one morning in the summer of 1998. I received and email from a Nigerian man who told me that his late uncle had died intestate and that he was involved in a lengthy and expensive legal battle with the Nigerian Government. Seemingly, his uncle left him several oil wells but due to the lack of a Will he had to contest the matter legally. For a small donation (Β£500) he would give me a 10% stake in an oil well.

I replied to his email and told him that it was a remarkable coincidence because my late uncle had also recently died. He owned thousands of acres of land in Yorkshire died intestate. A year before he died he promised that I as his fond nephew would inherit it all. I told him that such a remarkable coincidence warranted a meeting between us and that if he would care to send me the airfare to Nigeria, I'd be happy to meet up with him. Never heard from him again...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hahahahahahajahahahahah !!!! Nice !!!!


Nice work. Of course you should send it. Even scammers need a good laugh. πŸ˜‰


Eating everybody!!....... Willy nilly!!!

Yum yum πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️


My girl. This is hilarious - when you get tired of the medical field -- a future awaits you as the writer of children's books. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
P.S. The last name was a nice touch. πŸ™‚πŸ˜‰

Hey diva β™₯️
Do u think it’s safe to reply ?

The imagination always pays off! After all, Shel Silverstein wrote poetry for children, but also profited rather handsomely by writing the lyrics for the band Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.


You can have a brilliant future as a scam artist. I'm grateful that you are working on the side of good, however.

Man, I am all talk but no walk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I couldn’t scam anyone , but I am a pretty good theft for pens and snacks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ! Thank u though β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️



Oh, your mind is such a rare and precious thing. You've made my week, thank you!!! 😘

Ohhhhh !!!! Thank u β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ That makes me happy β™₯️


This is brilliant! Send it and do let us know when they reply!! You should also think about a writing career, you’re very imaginative! 😘😘 I loved it!!

No ma’am . I am looking to retiring at 59 from everything . I am so done with it all , patients and humans , I am just done πŸ™Œ. 8 more yrs to go , then I will enjoy been nobody πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

@Pralina1 Well, if anyone deserves an early retirement it’s you! After the past two years, you certainly have earned it. 😘

@Pralina1 Eight more years before retirement is also my goal. However, when you retire, I'm rather sure you will continue to be a significant positive factor for good.


Hello Ms. P. Thank you for the entertaining read. You might want to do a lot more creative writing...and let us read some of it. Maybe even publish some of it?

Oh u are sweet ! But mostly I laugh with my own jokes , my English if not medical related are ridiculously bad , and overall besides u guys here that I feel like close , I don’t have much to say to rest of world πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡. But I hate scammers !
Taking advantage of less educated or more volnurable people . It’s wrong ! I hope I waste this guys time , I hope he respond , and I hope I find more to say πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Pralina1 A few years ago, an enterprising writer in London was contacted by a scammer of similar ilk. The Brit fed the scammer (a Nigerian) such a great story that he convinced the Nigerian to fly to London (thinking he would collect a 5,000 pound "investment" from the Brit). The Nigerian was arrested upon his arrival at Heathrow. I'm sure many of us would-be scam victims have fantasies of pulling something like that over on the scammers.


Perfect! β€οΈπŸ˜‚


The adventures of Willy need to be made into a movie, including the e-mail about your $5 mil.


The time it takes them to read it is time they aren’t harassing other people so that’s good. 😁 And from past experience, once you respond to them in any way they will try to keep up the dialog in the hopes of getting some king of useful information out of you. That can be entertaining for a bit if you need a little distraction from dealing with Willy on a daily basis. πŸ˜‚

That’s what I am looking for . U , as usual , u can read me β™₯οΈπŸ™Œ


sounds good! a hatred of banker posing scammers might be a nice touch, but no matter. enjoy.


Tell them sweety

bobwjr Level 10 Oct 28, 2021

Good job ! Real good Job !

twill Level 7 Oct 28, 2021



Nicely done, a lot better than my scamming the scammers at every possible opportunity.

I was just thinking . I bet at your house , such a dragon can happen !!! Man. Your life is so exciting w stupid neighbor , this dragon has nothing on your real life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

@Pralina1 Next time you get a Telephone Scammer calling or even a scam e-mail, and they ask for a bank account number give them this one, it screws their heads beautifully.
Account Number - Oh 4 A Nought E, say it quickly and see how it sounds.


Wow! You and that Nigerian guy oughta get mobbed up! That's some of the best creative writing I ever saw!

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ U guys β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️ Thank u β™₯️β™₯️
I hope he writes back !!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


That's fucking hilsrious..send it then Block the Good Christian and his Wife..l🀣🀣🀣🀣

U think it’s ok to send as reply from my email adress ? I mean, y not right ??

@Pralina1 Google anonymous email accounts and you can find something like this:


You might need to set up an new account.

@nicestuff PERFECT !!! I am gonna look at this when I get home ! THANK U ! Oh it’s on now !!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

@Pralina1 they already have your email address. Responding and carrying on your fun won’t get you more mail, and when you tire of it, just start marking as SPAM and they will go away at some point.


create a special gmail account and send it from there.


Ever heard of the Span file???

Why waste your time!!!


That was brilliant! Hilarious, disturbing and brilliant. Brings me to the children's classic "Where the Wild Things are." When you step away from the medical profession (retirement) I hope you consider becoming an author.


Would love to be a fly on the wall when they read that response πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


It helps to know how they got your email address. You may have to change a few online habits. I remember receiving such a email over 10 yrs ago.

Yes , I was thinking the same .

by data scrubbing public records, we submit our details for various things including licenses, permits, mortgages etc. Our data is our there. Big Data scrubbing has become a big business today.

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