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I just got the results of the first mammogram I have had in about 20 years. No cancer but, as in every mammogram that I have had, the results said I have dense breasts.
I cannot understand why they are so dense; they have attended every class I have taken, including those in the MA program where I carried a 4.0 GPA. Why can't my breasts get with the program???

Gwendolyn2018 9 Nov 24
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Level 7

I must not something inappropriate. I must not something inappropriate. I must not something inappropriate. I must not something inappropriate. I must not something inappropriate. I must not something inappropriate.....

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Level 8

Well brains are pretty lumpy so maybe it's good your breasts didn't absorb all that book learning and are remaining lump free!

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Level 9

Glad you are healthy.

Hint. You don't think with your breasts anyway, I know that a lot of men think with their testicles, but the reverse does not apply.

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Level 9

Thanks for a good laugh, that made my day 🙂

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Level 7

They may have been too distracted by each other to pay attention. Breasts are know to be very distracting things 😁

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Level 8

They are always ahead of you?

@Gwendolyn2018 I tried.
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Level 10

Dense also means lest sag

bobwjr Level 10 Nov 24, 2021
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That would be firm! 😂

@Gwendolyn2018 Or less sag my experience doing years of exams

@Gwendolyn2018 I know but it helps
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Level 8

Dense, as in yours weigh more in the had than a less dense breast of the same size. The x-ray might not like it but I’m sure most of your partners did! 😁

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Level 9

Answer: your breasts have decided for reasons of their own to ignore all the professors, and they neglected to tell you about it.

P.S. I am glad they are clear of cancer.

@anglophone
I am very glad too.
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Level 8

What does that even mean? High tits, low tits, floppy tits - does this have anything to do with breast cancer? My wife won't even submit to these tests anymore because they seem to be more about billing than detecting cancer.

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