I was watching a movie (that's about the sum total of my life) and this older woman was about to get it on with a guy her age. She asked "are you religious?" He said, "Yes, I'm atheist." She then threw the covers aside and invited him to bed.
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About thirty years ago, I got the phone number of a very pretty young woman who worked behind the counter of a crystal store at the mall. We went out three times, each time things heated up a bit further. After that third time, she called me the next day and broke up with me saying: "If I go out with you one more time, I'm going to sleep with you. As a Xian, I can't allow that." I could hear another female in her family quietly coaching her as she spoke so what happened was she had confessed to, I believe her sister, who was coaching her to break up with the wicked fornicator. I never heard from her again.
Point being: A Xian broke up with me because she liked me and found me attractive. No atheist woman ever did that because it makes no sense.
She was Southern Baptist, a particularly uptight version of Xianity.
Sgt_Spanky
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July 20, 2022
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I slept with a Mormon once, who afterwards got up and asked me to pray with her. My refusal kept sex from happening again.
@Beowulfsfriend I feel your pain. They're so weird about sex because they're so afraid of offending this thing that isn't even real.
@Beowulfsfriend I accidentally slept with a Republican once.
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