Um, you might want to check some of the signs indicating involvement by the holy ghost. Check for "ectoplasm". White, milky, smells like, um, clorox. Check it out bud.

He is going to have to dig real deep if the baby isn't white

Who wants to tell him?

God has waved his magic, 6" wand many times over the ages, sometimes for many years!

Bless you, son. You have a lovely wife.

Get a DNA test done ASAP.

It's a miracle she found someone on the side.

It's called a grudge pregnancy. Thats where someone has it in for you.

If your willing to believe in fairytales.

Is she sure it's hers?

That reminds me my Daddy was an Iceman before he married my mother. I really should join ancestry.com and check my DNA out to see if I've got any more relatives.

Ask the mailman.

The power of delusional thinking.

My oldest brother's wife, after their third child insisted that he get a vasectomy, and he did. Then she had an affair with a neighbor and got pregnant again.

My brother offered to raise the child as his own, but she refused and insisted on a divorce. It was all very "messy".

She marries the father of her fourth child, who turned out to be physically abusive. She then divorced him.

She finally married a lawyer, and stangely he an my brother became friends.

My brother is a great guy, but unfortunately he developed early onset dementia, and can lost his ability to speak, although he is mostly still in there. Evidently, his dementia is caused by capillaries in his brain getting all clogged up, which results in little mini strokes. I attribute his health to having lived a high stress life and also living on a fast food diet. He also had a quadruple by pass heat surgery in his 50's, in the same year that my father also had a quaduple by pass, although my father was 25 years older. About 10 years later my other brother had a quintuple by pass.

Unlike my brothers, I eat healthy, live a mostly stress free life and get a lot more recreational exercise. I am about to turn 60, and my hair hasn't ever began to turn grey yet.

Anyway, before I digressed, the post just reminded me of my older brother's ex-wife.

Just look at her face, man. She's getting away with it.

WOW! I'm not sure it can be explained, but maybe she "cheated" on you? Just sayin.

Looks like it was something extramarital. Whatever it was you seem happy with it.

God came in her.

Dude... for the last time, you aren't married - she's your mother...

Ha, ha!

I'm assuming this is humour (I'm British, by the way, hence 'humour' with a 'u'. Surely even devout christians can't be THIS stupid.

Wow. Mary's fig-leaf cover story has held for 2000 years. Wonder how long hers lasts?