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A woman had her amputated toes grow back after prayer! I used to drive by this church on my way to work/school everyday for years. I have heard that it has a Starbucks in the foyer!

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Gwendolyn2018 9 Mar 21
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Level 8

Welcome to never ending fun. The attraction of believing, like faux newsey, it fun over there.

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Level 3

That's so specific. Trying to imagine the terrible accident that takes 3 toes and no other damage. This must be recorded in the annals of hold my beer.

I read her ex husband/boyfriend shot her in the foot.

Could have been from diabetes
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Level 6

Perhaps the black knight from Monty Python's Search For the Holy Grail could do with some of this church.

@Gwendolyn2018
Hey, if it works...
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Level 8

She is laughable in a way. But also infuriating.

So she really thinks her being able to wear open toe shoes is more important to this god than a child dying from a painful bone cancer?

Since she has chosen not to provide evidence, I think she just expects people to believe her.

@Betty I think she knows she's full of shit and just doesn't care.

@Redheadedgammy I agree.
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Level 9

She must be one of the Toes-en few

'By the way, can I get a cup of latte de shrooms, don't be shy with the vodka?'
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Level 6

What is the secret ingredient in the coffee that makes toes grow back?

Don't know about the ingredients but suspect is was fast as in Express-toes
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Level 8

Maybe the Sporkfoot from GA should go to that church.

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Level 9

Fabulous, now she can have jam with her toast once again!

These people actually believe this shit, don't they? sigh

@Gwendolyn2018 Either they believe it or they are pretending to believe it. I am not sure which is worse.

@Gwendolyn2018 Believe or hope.
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Level 6

Sonofa.... What a deal! Gospeling, new feet, and shitty coffee to put a tap in those new toes! Sign me up for the church of chocolate and peanut butter!

@Gwendolyn2018
Or 'ten years of adding to Starbucks starving coffee cups '.

Two great tastes that go great together.
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Level 8

Does the church have a brewery, too?

Don't try to give her an excuse for lying. lol

It's funny you mention that. I used to work at a liquor store and noticed a spike in sales not long after churches let out. I always referred to it as spirit Sunday. Everyone is let loose from church, and is in search of another kind of spirit.
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Level 8

She lies. She lies like a rug. She lies like a lazy dog on a rug. She lies like a flea on a lazy dog on a rug. 😂

Yes, she lies.

Rug, yep. Dog, okay. I've never met a lazy flea though.
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Level 9

JFC!
SMFH!!
😡😡

@Gwendolyn2018 I'm with you. I do not believe her either.

@Gwendolyn2018 There is an old saying...There is a sucker born every minute. There are a lot of suckers out there who want to believe so much they end up convincing themselves that a lie is truth and truth is a lie. Those are the ones you can not reason with.

@Gwendolyn2018 A lot of people like the rituals and traditions plus the community atmosphere. We are social animals and we tend to socialize with others who have similar wants and needs.

I have a live and let live approach to life and I am fortunate that most people I encounter are not fanatical in their beliefs and rarely bring up the topic. When they do, I just say I don't believe and they drop it. Very different than my childhood years so I appreciate the peace I have now.

@Gwendolyn2018 I have not had that experience. Glad I am Canadian. 🙂
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Level 8

Where is the evidence of toes amputated and toes that have grown back, I wonder...

@Gwendolyn2018 Sure, I could tell myself and others that I have $100 million in my bank account, however, the reality is different.

ziplock somewhere.

With all the smart phone these days, you would think someone would have recorded the so called "miracle", or at least snapped a few pictures. 🙄

@Betty on the other hand, or foot, it's only a toe. Arm, leg, head, sure, but just a toe?

@hankster Three toes growing right before her eyes??? If anyone believes that...Do I have a proposition for you!...🤣

@Betty she wore socks i figure.

Rudy has them.

@hankster Maybe she stuffed them with wieners. lol

@Betty toe trimming can get pretty weird i suppose.

@hankster Are you volunteering? 😁

@Betty oh no. not a chance. i don't even go barefoot in the house until after 11:00.

@hankster Would that be AM or PM?

@Betty pm

@hankster Slipper time. 😉

@ASTRALMAX
You have an imaginary 100 million??? Let's hit the town this weekend.

@ASTRALMAX, @Betty
Can I get a new left leg, replacement elbows, and a side order of eyes?

@BOBdammit Sure, just imagine whatever body part you need has been replaced and its all done in your imagination.

@BOBdammit Sure, I'll get right on that. 😉
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Level 9

i never saw a frog pray.

@Gwendolyn2018 lol...did they tell you that? frog whisperer maybe?

@Gwendolyn2018 shouldn't this involve a prince somewhere?

Frogs are too busy to pray. They are always doing yoga.

@Gwendolyn2018
Those are my kind of frogs! (Especially if if they borrowed the sacramental wine.)
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