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Was jesus a white gay jew living in the middle east ?

Andyg17 5 May 5
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Since there is no solid historical evidence that Jesus of Nazareth ever existed at all, I guess you can make him anything you want him to be, plenty of others have.

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  • You want to convince somebody that your thoughts are right. How do you do it? By the logic of your arguments, or by taking a rusty nail and cutting your arm whilst making cow's eyes and winging "look what I do for you" ?
  • You want your friends to remember you. Do you hope that of course they will, or do you tell them that everytime they eat a burger, they must think they are swallowing a chunk of your hairy thigh?
  • You want to tell your friend that you esteem his friendship. Do you compliment him with a smile upon some comment he makes, if you are old fashioned like me, or perhaps give him a hug if you are more modern... or do you get down on your knees in front of him and start bathing his feet?
    = Now, is it me, or are any of the above not quite the mark of somebody demonstrably hetero?!
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It is an idea that has been around since the 16th century.
One of the reasons Christopher Marlow attracted the attention of the Star Chamber was his published assertion that St. Peter was Jesus' "Alexis" (younger gay lover)

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I don't know if it makes a guy gay to hang out with 12 single dudes and the occasional non virgin chick, but I buy the hippie part. Hates bankers, hypocritical people, likes to build stuff.

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Is it weird that, as an atheist, white Jesus still bothers me?

As for the other points; it’s established he was a Jew, and I don’t think he was gay so much as pan.

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He was Jewish, definitely NOT gay (though he had exposure to it) and he hung around Galilee. It wasn't until Jerusalem that he would pay the ultimate price for his 'sins'.

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Don't be silly, everyone knows Jesus was an eskimo.

zing Level 6 May 5, 2018
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Yes he was Jewish as his mother was Jewish. His father was an Arab. He was brown, not white. And there is a strong possibility that he was married to Mary Magdelene and had children with her

Arab?

yes Joseph came from Canaan, which today is Jordan

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I'd reckon he would look like this ...

😛

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Hahaaa well he couldn't have been white, could he? The gay part doesn't bother me and we do know for sure that he was Jewish.

Actually no we don't.
Since there is no proof who Jesus father was, his father may not have been Jewish, and could possibly have been Roman and therefore white.
Since Judaism/Israelite heritage was passed down through the male line in those days, not the female as it is has since the 12th century; Jesus could quite possibly have been White, gentile and gay.
Even if Jesus' father was God, the god of the Jews was not an Israelite, therefore not Jewish, so neither was his son.
Lots of history from the time suggests that far from being a Jew, Jesus was in fact an heretical Nazori priest of the cult contemporarily headed by John the Baptist and Dositheus his immediate successor.

@LenHazell53 interesting perspective but at least give me that genetically he is 50% of who his mother was. And let's also mention that perhaps he never existed so it is all conjecture on our part.

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Lol Jesus Christ of Nazareth was actually Cesare Borgia, and he is only believed due to a rupture in the timeline, caused by that Rick & Morty episode.

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You have to wonder..........after all he usually slept with 12 other guys .

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Of course he was, he coined the phrase "   Ah....men "

Chuckle, 🙂 love it

@Andyg17
Thank you, you'r welcome !

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Would any of it matter. I don't think so.

No not at all 🙂 I was just wondering how he made 20 years of age if it was true lol

Agree 100%

@Andyg17 maybe he was repressed!

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Why d'you ask?

To get a conversation started and see how people react 🙂 that question always got my crazy mother throwing saucepans at me.

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He didn't even exist.

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Yes and his mum was a slut adulterer who just lied

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Can't say for sure, but he throws a leaving party with all his sailor friends, with no girls invited....!!?? Make up your own minds.

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Who knows? lol

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