Since life is about choice. I choose a hot nightclub filled with firey breathing whores and wild outrageous parties in hell.

Oppisite to heaven of boring copycat music and extremely happy people like a funny farm.

That's all what the religious did, was make up fairytales and nightmares and repeated it like a broken parrot.

You might wake up in hell with your 'hat' glued onto your head and you have to wear it '25' hours of the day---- or it would seem like that. Can anyone imagine convincing a group of bipeds like the Sikhs to wear their turbans nonstop. How stupid and pliable would one have to be to follow this regimentation?

You're going to Hell... according to every religion. That makes a lot more sense.

I'm going to hell in zero religions, so I'm safe from that worry, haha!

It has always been a worry of mine. Whose hell am I going to wake up in?

see you there

Gives me the warm fuzzies!

Marked safe from worrying about threats from various flimflams about imaginary punishment destinations.

In a hand basket, or a bucket?