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Share terrible stock photos of your job! If you type your job title into a Google image search you'll be inundated with stock photos of what somebody, somewhere, thinks you do all day. Let's share them and try to guess each other's jobs!

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I could only find bad real photos, lol.
Sculptor.

CaroleKay Level 8 May 17, 2018

That middle one is amazing. I love it.

@Stealthbeard I swear I saw that at ringling college here in Sarasota years ago. I need to pop back in there and see what those kids are up to.

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I suppose my profession is obvious, since this photo gives it away.
This is what I do all day.

That expression! ?

@AmiSue I love my job.

@Donotbelieve Best job ever!

@Lukian You might need glasses?

@Lukian In a very round about way...

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Mine was spot on. That's me in the left work while I have two co-workers with hands in pockets arguing who the better sports ball team/player is.

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Retired. And my life is the opposite of this actually! smile001.gif

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No good ones. Guess from the memes!

AmiSue Level 8 May 17, 2018

One of my part time jobs.

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Auto Parts Counterman

MacTavish Level 7 May 17, 2018

We can't guess if you tell us!

@Rufus_Maximus That's what I get for not reading it all.

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Scatologist.

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Kinda obvious but always an adventure.

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Looks much like this, less paper

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There were many others, but they would get me booted from the forum.

Rugglesby Level 8 May 17, 2018

@AMGT we could set up shop in the same street and refer clients back and forth between us, we would never go out of business.

You're either a confused gardener or a merkin maker!

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Yup, this pretty much sums it up.

Benthoven Level 8 May 17, 2018

This is my favorite.

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This is not from Google pics because everything they showed had blonde women with big toothy grins looking way too happy about being behind a desk. Below is the real image of how I feel

@felix5 yeah but their mine!!!!

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Let's try these:

MacTavish Level 7 May 17, 2018
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Some text

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Here ya go ... so not typical of what I do, lol

@KBJ41 not quite - paralegal

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That last one seems off somehow...

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I'm a delivery driver, called a "delivery specialist" by my organization but this could be anything from pizza to diamonds. Just use your imagination.

DenoPenno Level 8 May 17, 2018
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Lol, wow, there are some bad stock pictures

Thumbs up, creepy smile, and limp wristed, lol

Proto Level 6 May 17, 2018
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It’s way too fucking hot out here

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I have two job titles and this by far is the best/most optimistic image from either of them

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Mine are all boringly accurate

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Apparently, I wear multiple hats all at the same time and look at coins with a magnifying glass.

LizBeth Level 6 May 17, 2018
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Video analyst? Researcher? Hologram model? How many guesses do I get?

Kafirah Level 8 May 17, 2018
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My job images were actually pretty accurate (fairly obscure field), but I googled PhD student, and sad to say...they all are true as well

Blizzard Level 7 May 17, 2018
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Pretty accurate....

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