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Share terrible stock photos of your job! If you type your job title into a Google image search you'll be inundated with stock photos of what somebody, somewhere, thinks you do all day. Let's share them and try to guess each other's jobs!

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Rufus_Maximus 7 May 17
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Level 8

I could only find bad real photos, lol.
Sculptor.

That middle one is amazing. I love it.

@Stealthbeard I swear I saw that at ringling college here in Sarasota years ago. I need to pop back in there and see what those kids are up to.
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Level 5

Mine was spot on. That's me in the left work while I have two co-workers with hands in pockets arguing who the better sports ball team/player is.

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Level 7

Auto Parts Counterman

We can't guess if you tell us!

@Rufus_Maximus That's what I get for not reading it all.
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Level 6

Scatologist.

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Level 9

Looks much like this, less paper

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Level 8

There were many others, but they would get me booted from the forum.

@AMGT we could set up shop in the same street and refer clients back and forth between us, we would never go out of business.

You're either a confused gardener or a merkin maker!
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Level 8

Yup, this pretty much sums it up.

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Level 8

This is not from Google pics because everything they showed had blonde women with big toothy grins looking way too happy about being behind a desk. Below is the real image of how I feel

@felix5 yeah but their mine!!!!
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Level 7

Let's try these:

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Level 6

Some text

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Level 7

That last one seems off somehow...

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Level 9

I'm a delivery driver, called a "delivery specialist" by my organization but this could be anything from pizza to diamonds. Just use your imagination.

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Level 6

Lol, wow, there are some bad stock pictures

Thumbs up, creepy smile, and limp wristed, lol

Proto Level 6 May 17, 2018
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Level 8

It’s way too fucking hot out here

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Level 2

I have two job titles and this by far is the best/most optimistic image from either of them

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Level 8

Mine are all boringly accurate

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Level 7

Apparently, I wear multiple hats all at the same time and look at coins with a magnifying glass.

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Level 8

Video analyst? Researcher? Hologram model? How many guesses do I get?

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Level 7

My job images were actually pretty accurate (fairly obscure field), but I googled PhD student, and sad to say...they all are true as well

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Level 8

Pretty accurate....

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Level 9

I did 20 years in the Navy. And it was a Mighty Fucking Adventure. From Co-Ed Boot Camp in Orlando to my Retirement in Germany after serving in a Joint Command. It was all that and more.

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Level 8

No wonder I have COPD.

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