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What should you never try in life?

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Frying bacon naked.

Txgrl4evr Level 4 May 17, 2018

This reminds me that some people lack common sense! lol

@BSquared .not my own experience, I microwave. Lol

done it, definitely glad I had an apron handy.

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Religion

Strongly second this! =]

11

Smoking cigarettes... Single dumbest thing I've ever done, and I've done some really dumb things in my life... But smoking is top of the chart...

I have tried smoking and I cough like a maniac, I cannot inhale...literally, I just cannot. Thankfully it's not one of my vices.

@Redcupcoffee You are so lucky!

Not heroin or crack cocaine? Just tobacco? Surely a little bit of weed just to take the edge off in your teenage years, c'mon, give a dog a bone.

@Surfpirate The biggest regret I have in life is becoming a smoker... I started when I was 16... Now that I'm in my 40s, I am no longer able to do certain things, like run around with my sons... Never even thought about trying heroin or crack, probably because I've never heard anybody say anything good about those particular drugs... Now weed on the other hand... I've certainly thought about trying that... And my thought process there is almost always "Yeah, good answer!" smile001.gif

@Shawappa44820 maybe medical marijuana could help you get off the ciggies? I quit 12 years ago and have to admit it was difficult to do. I had stopped for several years at a time before I finally quit for good and those times weren't difficult at all, so I suspect that the additives are part of the problem as the tobacco cartel tries to hang onto the market share it has left.

@Surfpirate My doctor gave me Chantrex but I had to quit taking them because of a certain size effect... I was starting to have suicidal thoughts...

@Surfpirate And while medical marijuana IS legal in Ohio, there are currently no legal ways to get it here... I guess the law makers are still trying to figure out how to prophet from it or something...?

9

Debate with a crowd of idiots. Especially Christian's. They will think your a test from god.

7

Using Ben Gay as lube.

kmdskit3 Level 8 May 17, 2018

Oh that's bad LOL

7

Not try to make a difference in someone's life.

Just being yourself is inspiration enough.

6

Sticking your tongue on a frozen steel pole!

balou Level 8 May 17, 2018

And yet a lot of people try it as kids because they just need to know. lol

6

Farting when you have diarrhea

Lucy_Fehr Level 8 May 17, 2018

LOL

6

Meth, and sex in a hammock.

Wurlitzer Level 8 May 17, 2018

Sage advice

@Redcupcoffee Thymely, too

@Petter, @Redcupcoffee tbh, I’d sooner cumin my pants.

5

Meth, not even once

Jchristen Level 3 May 17, 2018
5

Well, if at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you...

Kafirah Level 8 May 17, 2018

I know I guy who did that but he survived and even though he was told he would be a quadriplegic he beat that rap too and gets around just fine. The docs now pay him to be a test subject because they still can't figure out how he did it. Crazy, ex-special ops guy so who knows?

@Surfpirate I can't imagine the pain he lived/is living through every day... No thank you, lol!

5

Making your way through it telling people what they want to hear instead of your true feelings (candy coated if need be) simply put. Lying

5

Never slap a gorilla.

MacTavish Level 7 May 17, 2018

Wise words

5

You shold never try to NOT try something!

AzVixen52 Level 7 May 17, 2018
5

Never feed a marshmallow to a grisly bear by putting it in your mouth

steve148 Level 7 May 17, 2018

Wisdom!

@Redcupcoffee It was actually done on the original SNL. Dan Akroid put a marshmallow in his mouth with a scared face and he said, Never feed a grisly bear a marshmallow like this. I laughed so hard and never forgot it. I think it was close to 50 yrs ago

5

You mean I shouldn't want to be shot out of a big canon, into a net?? Ratts!!!!

4

Naked welding

4

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you

4

Haunting people. Definitely an activity for later.

funneeee....

4

Dying.

Benthoven Level 8 May 17, 2018
4

Floating gracefully off a 90 foot high cliff.
Just take my word for it.
Dont.

4

Cremation

Kbdank71 Level 7 May 17, 2018
4

Based on the reaction a friend of mine had to trying it, sauerkraut juice.

LOL

4

You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the Wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Slim. LOL

4

Dieing

Simon1 Level 7 May 17, 2018
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