I'm not good at starting conversations and my "cool" years are well behind me. I like to make an effort, though...
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Having said that - these are funny. And I would probably only say a few of them. And I'm pretty damn cool. 
"the gold hat, cool cat' haha
After reading that, I think it's better not to be 'cool'.
In my opinion there is nothing cooler than being yourself and being comfortable with who you are.
I never follow the herd - it's a waste of life.
That said, the OP is already cool.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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I didn't think it would be, but I can imagine there are some people out there who would live by this bible.
This gig gonna slash me hips! You dig?
ballou
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve I hope that nasty jam goes away now, mama.
I make my own and my kids pick em up...my latest is "Dick(ish): Not an actual obnoxious DICK, but a dick in a cute/comical way. It's a term of endearment. Used when someone is being an adorable smartass. ?
Emme
Level 7
May 18, 2018
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When I hear "nuns on ripple", that sounds like a yes to me. "Yank train" sounds like one of my, um, hobbies. Heh.
zeuser
Level 9
May 18, 2018
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I read it as runs on nipple 
@srikanth ouch!
This is hilarious!
TrailRider
Level 7
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve I'm pretty sure I carry that chromosome also.
Yeah--NO.
2askjoe
Level 5
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve Runs on nipple, babe.
@Donotbelieve
What's that you say, you have licksdicksia? Nay, come again, I Donotbelieve you, for I am a gentleman . . . (apologies to the Bard) ??
Also yeah you are so totally cool. Totes magotes as my daughter would NEVER say. But James Earl Jones sounds pretty rad saying it!! For awhile my daughter instead of saying “I know right?” Said “I know left?” And I thought it was a statement on her being left handed but when I finally asked her, it was just cuz she liked being weird. She is the coolest person I know just cuz of that. ?
Jenmcjen
Level 6
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve I love your kid!
If that is what is supposed to be cool, I guess I won't be . Just sounds stupid to me.
nvrnuff
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve You're cool enough for both of us, lol
i'd rather marry turds 
(eckshlee tearing with larfta)
walklightly
Level 8
May 18, 2018
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@Donotbelieve, now you got me shaking in me wedding gown!
"Mama's got the nasty jam" sounds like a awesome legacy blues song.
RedskyRiver
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May 20, 2018
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