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Posted by Marionville
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”………..Mark Twain.
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1 week ago1w

Posted by Garban
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. -anonymous (attributed to Mark Twain)
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3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Buttercup
And they say chivalry is dead
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Apr 5Apr 5

Posted by Sierra4
“First get your facts straight. Then distort them at your leisure.” Mark Twain
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Health & Happiness
Apr 3Apr 3

Posted by TheoryNumber3
"Some of the worst things in my life never even happened" -- Mark Twain
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Mar 24Mar 24

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKLetters From An American 03/23/2023
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Mar 3Mar 3

Posted by glennlab
If Mark Twain were alive today.
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Feb 26Feb 26

Posted by gsiamne
Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. - Mark Twain
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Academic (e.g., Science)
Feb 21Feb 21

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKScientists Discover the One Genetic Factor That Determines Blue Eyes 
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General & Hellos
Feb 8Feb 8

Posted by Corvus
Music Lovers Just putting this out there. It is a Life changing Venue in northern Florida 3 days of great music and great people camping and good vibes
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Feb 6Feb 6

Posted by gsiamne
Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. - Mark Twain
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Music, Movies & Books
Jan 10Jan 10

Posted by rainmanjr
Chapter 49 in Mark Twain’s post-hummus autobiography are about his hand picked publisher for Gen Grant’s memoirs, Charles L Webster. Twain’s thoughts about Webster are fun but his views on immortality were something I thought would be ...
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Dec 27, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by JackPedigo
Lies travel faster than the truth. An insightful remark about the rapid transmission of lies is often attributed to Mark Twain. Here are two versions: (1) A lie travels around the globe while the truth is putting on its shoes. (2) A lie can travel ...
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Feline Fanatics
Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by HippieChick58
This is so my kitties.
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Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by WilliamCharles
"Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for -- annually, not oftener -- if they had succeeded in exterminating their ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 19, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by TheoryNumber3
Did anyone else grow up believing that they would go to jail if they cut the label off their mattress or comforter? They've since added "except by the consumer". Maybe they'll let those other people out in the spring 🤣
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Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Killtheskyfairy
That’s your opinion!
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Nov 3, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Marionville
“It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me. It is the parts that I do understand”…………Mark Twain.
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Trump Pinata
Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by SeaGreenEyez
😲😲😲 UT OH!!!!!!! Trump's got a BIG problem. Patel has been granted immunity. In return, he's compelled to testify. He can no longer plead the 5th. Our DOJ has been playing 3 Dimensional Chess. 👍 Excellent game-playing to have ...
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Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Pralina1
Yes sir , and that’s y these restrains are not going anywhere , keep talking 😂😂😂
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Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old." Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)
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Sep 8, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by MerlinZap
Mark Twain was certainly my kind of guy!
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Sep 3, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Marionville
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter”……………… Mark Twain.
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Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Redheadedgammy
"The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie" - Mark Twain Seems a fitting quote for what is happening in our Country.....
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Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by OldGoat43
CANNABIS CULTURE8/12/2022 Former basketball player Chris Webber launched a new cannabis brand. LINK: Britney Spears is being accused of racism after naming only Black celebrities in a...
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The Best of Late Night & News
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by phxbillcee
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Meanwhile... Grandma's NSFW Headstone | A Candy Lover's Dream Job
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Feline Fanatics
Jul 29, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by RobertNappi2
Friday morning cuteness
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Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Marionville
“The Bible: It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies”…………………Mark Twain.
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Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by yvilletom
Now there you have a sample of man’s “reasoning powers,” as he calls them. He observes certain facts. For instance, that in all his life he never sees the day that he can satisfy one woman; also, that no woman ever sees the day that she can’t...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by anglophone
Never try to argue with an idiot. It wastes your time, and you risk annoying the idiot. (With apologies to Robert Heinlein)
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Religion & Spirituality
Jul 8, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by St-Sinner
Mark Twain again
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My friend David had his ID stolen... Now he’s just Dav.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by rainmanjr
LINKJon Stewart Acceptance Speech | 2022 Mark Twain Prize
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Jun 12, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Marionville
“The impromptu reply is precisely the touchstone of the man of wit”……………..Moliere. “It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech” ……………..Mark Twain.
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General & Hellos
Jun 10, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by redbai
Mark Twain making valid points
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Religion & Spirituality
Jun 6, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by St-Sinner
Mark Twain's way with words
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Apr 25, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Buttercup
“Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.” ― Mark Twain
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News & Links
Apr 25, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by barjoe
LINKFormer Sen. Orrin Hatch dies at 88 - CNNPolitics
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Apr 22, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Marionville
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear”……………..Mark Twain.
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Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by JackPedigo
More funny quotes - Tax Time ”The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” Albert Einstein ”The taxpayer – that’s some who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service exam” ...
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General & Hellos
Mar 21, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by MichaelSanchuk
Good evening all “Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't ...
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The Sound Of A Good Book
Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Reignmond
Currently side-tracked in to listening to this after accidentlly finding it. It is typicaly Mark Twain. If you didn't know, Mark Twain had a disdainment of religion and its Officials. This is a free audiobook from Librivox, and while the use is a bit...
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Mar 14, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by JackPedigo
A video from Robin Williams about politicians (not from Mark Twain).
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The Sound Of A Good Book
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Reignmond
Eve's Diary by Mark Twain. Free on YouTube....
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 22, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by MichaelSanchuk
How I got so dumb?
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Feb 21, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Marionville
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man”………………Mark Twain.
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Feb 15, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by JackPedigo
More funny quotes this time about Life. ”Life isn’t a Cabaret, it’s a dive bar.” Woody Paige ”If life were fair Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” Johnny Carson ”Life is far too important a thing ever...
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General & Hellos
Feb 10, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." ---Mark Twain
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News & Links
Dec 31, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
No surprise there... Florida Democrats blast 'MIA' Gov. Ron DeSantis as Covid cases surge
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News & Links
Dec 28, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKBush Speechwriter Accuses Trump Jr. of Portraying Jesus' Teachings as 'Manual for Suckers'
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Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely it on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all ...
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Dog Lovers
Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by tinkercreek
Happy Birthday, Mark Twain! Born: November 30, 1835, Florida, MO Died: April 21, 1910, Redding, CT
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Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by JackPedigo
I am a member of a group known as the Brights (noun) a group advocating a naturalistic worldview as opposed to those advocating a supernatural world view (supers). One small sample: ”I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions ...
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Health & Happiness
Nov 13, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Tourirst
People that spread misinformation on here or online and public figures/ or the general public about Covid that can harm others or is an anti-vaxxer/anti-masker type will get the sharp end of my keyboard. To date, I find the people on Agnostic to be ...
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Nov 11, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Fernapple
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” ― Mark Twain
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Oct 10, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and blind can see”……………..Mark Twain.
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Politics
Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by think-beyond
I just want to say, you wonderful people have given me so much wisdom and at times, good belly laughs. Sometimes, when you look at all the craziness going on in this world, especially our country, you have to step back and see how preposterous they ...
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Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it”.. …………..Mark Twain.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood... ...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy. I'm just trying to find a happy medium
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Natural history
Sep 17, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Word
The World’s Largest Cave (and Coolest National Park) Just Got 8 Miles Longer
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Just for Laughs
Sep 16, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by johnnyrobish
"If I owned both hell and Texas, I'd live in hell and rent out Texas." General Sheridan
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Singles/Mingle/Chat
Sep 16, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by bobwjr
Wisdom of Mark Twain
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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Never trust the clergy. If they believe what they're saying, then they're crazy. If they don't believe what they're saying, then they're lying. Either way, they are not to be trusted. -- Mark Twain
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Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Buttercup
"If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past. If you lie, it becomes a part of your future." Anonymous Mark Twain didn't have something to say about this, he is frequently miscredited for saying,"If you tell the truth you don't have to ...
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Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Sierra4
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” Mark Twain
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Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Courage is the resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear”…………..Mark Twain.
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Jul 25, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Marionville
“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with”……………….Mark Twain.
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General & Hellos
Jul 18, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Klodzan
Proposing a sample of Mauritius that Mark Twain must have seen when he visited the island
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Jul 7, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life”……………Mark Twain.
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Jun 27, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Kempster45
The more i get to know about people the more i like my dog - mark twain
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Religion & Spirituality
Jun 25, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Tourirst
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool" - Mark Twain.
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Jun 22, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, then it doesn’t matter”…………….Mark Twain
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Health & Happiness
Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Tourirst
It is a civic duty of all citizens to get a vaccine. Being a coward is not an excuse.
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General & Hellos
May 30, 2021May 2021

Posted by St-Sinner
Mark Twain said it
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General & Hellos
Apr 30, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
The Atheists Old Farts Free Firewood Enterprise had its second meeting yesterday evening and those cheeky Farts (LOL) decided that, " Since I am the OLDEST then I should be the Co-Ordinator and the Keeper of the Register of Recipients of Firewood ...
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Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by HankHunter13
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." Mark Twain
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Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Ryo1
Oops... Overconfidence punished by embarassing failure. 😂
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Religion & Spirituality
Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by MacStriker
This post came through my social feed by a friend who is deeply religious. If you ever needed an example of cognitive dissonance, this is perfect. Understandably, kids will outgrow this belief of the Tooth Fairy, however are still conditioned (by ...
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Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Buttercup
He only completed the fifth grade and firmly contrasted schooling and education. Mark Twain “Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.” ― Mark Twain “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.” ...
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Out Of The Illusion
Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by William_Mary
The media fact-checkers finally come for Joe Biden "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please," author Mark Twain once said. Nothing new from those who have occupied "The Swamp" for decades. I just watched ...
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Feb 25, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Word
All great men are dead, and I'm not feeling too well myself Mark Twain
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News & Links
Feb 17, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by JackPedigo
Just learned something that may give some of us a degree of schadenfreude.
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News & Links
Feb 6, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by FearlessFly
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes” Mark Twain
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Quotes
Feb 6, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear”................Mark Twain.
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News & Links
Feb 3, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by SpikeTalon
Hal Holbrook, actor acclaimed for his portrayal of Mark Twain, dies at age 95-
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Trump Pinata
Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by bookofmorons
More than a little truth here
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Quotes
Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser
“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” - Mark Twain
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Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbour as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight." Mark ...
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Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Marionville
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog”.............Mark Twain.
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Jan 9, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Marionville
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect”...............Mark Twain.
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Dec 21, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Marionville
“A lie can travel half way around the world while truth is putting on its shoes”...........Mark Twain.
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Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Marionville
“Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”...........Mark Twain.
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Religion & Spirituality
Dec 5, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by CuddyCruiser
Quote from Mark Twain.
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Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Marionville
Please welcome @kmnc31 to the group. Feel free to post your thoughts.
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Philosophy & Meaning
Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Dyl1983
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." ---Mark Twain
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CLASSICAL, OPERA and CROSSOVER
Oct 19, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by rogerbenham
Handel - Dixit Dominus - John Elliot Gardiner
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News & Links
Oct 19, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by FearlessFly
(UK) Drivers to be banned from picking up mobile phones
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