"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." ---Mark Twain
Dyl1983 Nov 21 Nov 21 44
Handel - Dixit Dominus - John Elliot Gardiner
rogerbenham Canada Oct 19 Oct 19 11
(UK) Drivers to be banned from picking up mobile phones
FearlessFly MN Oct 19 Oct 19 00
"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" -Mark Twain (1904) Twain had three dogs which he named "I Know", "You Know" and "Don't Know"
Charliesey FL Oct 13 Oct 13 33
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear”..............Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Oct 9 Oct 9 00
Who knew Sulu would become our modern day Mark Twain? Oops, I meant Will Rogers.
NHjulie NH Oct 5 Oct 5 77
When christians have to check up on their prayer requests. Posted on Facebook by a former student of mine. A crack appearing in the belief system, maybe?
linxminx NE Oct 4 Oct 4 11
Awww🙈 _I love it_🙊
Boomtarat03 Oct 4 Oct 4 44
Bedtime has come round for me once again...and tonight I’m posting a singer who’s voice I really love...Gabrielle. - Rise. I love the message in the song too!
Marionville UK Oct 1 Oct 1 22
Thought you’d all like this one...
BlizzardMan IL Sep 30 Sep 30 00
The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction must be credible. Mark Twain
Theresa_N MN Sep 29 Sep 29 11
"Politicians are like diapers because they need to be changed often and for the same reasons." Mark Twain
ASTRALMAX UK Sep 24 Sep 24 11
Great quote from Mark Twain
Hages OH Sep 23 Sep 23 22
If I had a cat, they would call me: My Devoted Personal Groomer. C. A. As it is, my neighbour cats call me: My Obiedient Giver of Treats. H. V. (these don't match anything, but it's accurate.)
scurry Canada Sep 21 Sep 21 66
United States Deports 8,800 Unaccompanied Migrant Children at Border | The race . PROOF TRUMP DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HISPANICS!
Charliesey FL Sep 18 Sep 18 11
Just incase you need to see a little cock today. Here he is crowing and just hanging out.
azzow2 NM Sep 12 Sep 12 77
Mark Twain - M'Fer spittin'. 😄
WilliamCharles CA Sep 7 Sep 7 11
"Religion was invented when the first conman met the first fool" - Mark Twain
Hages OH Sep 1 Sep 1 11
I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
gsiamne NE Aug 20 Aug 20 44
LINK Trump Isn't the Worst President, But He is the Most American
altschmerz IL Aug 18 Aug 18 33
For Agolf Twitler - "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
WilliamCharles CA Aug 12 Aug 12 11
This could be one of the most important inventions ever - Graphene Filtration: A Revolution In Desalination Technology! Published on August 6, 2020 Written by Learn Engineering Recently, a group of Manchester Institute of ...
Allamanda Virgin Islands, U.S. Aug 6 Aug 6 88
Stay safe friends!
OldMetalHead AZ Aug 4 Aug 4 11
Southern Women · Lynyrd Skynyrd
FearlessFly MN Aug 2 Aug 2 00
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
zeuser NC Aug 1 Aug 1 11
LINK How Trump Is Slowing Down The Post Office In The Year Of The Mail-In Ballot | All In | MSNBC - YouTube
EdEarl TX Aug 1 Aug 1 11
Another milk bath, this time with berries and a nipple
redbai CA July 31 Jul 31 55
If God is what people say there can be no one in the universe so unhappy as He; for He sees unceasingly myriads of His creatures suffering unspeakable miseries--and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer during the remainder of their ...
WilliamCharles CA July 28 Jul 28 11
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in 7 years”............Mark Twain. This was one of my own ...
Marionville UK July 26 Jul 26 44
Anyone else tired of evangelical trump supporters?
helionoftroy SC July 18 Jul 18 22
hey me, hey mama
hankster TN July 14 Jul 14 00
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting it’s shoes on”.................Mark Twain.
Marionville UK June 24 Jun 24 11
Few more pictures from this morning
Dr650mike IN June 21 Jun 21 33
Lmao perfect
bobwjr DE June 21 Jun 21 33
Are we winning
whiskywoman TX June 21 Jun 21 22
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog... we laughed a lot. ------------------- This homeschooling is not working out... I just heard my...
Lilac-JadeCanada June 20 Jun 20 33
Somebody please. post Matt Gaetzs' son. The twitter comments are cracking me up. Gaetz announced yesterday that he had adopted a Cuban boy when the boy was 12. Gaetz said he had been raising him (his son) for 6 years. Gaetz announced it ...
freeofgod KY June 19 Jun 19 55
"None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good." Mark Twain
WilliamCharles CA June 9 Jun 9 22
“The secret of getting ahead is getting started”................Mark Twain.
Marionville UK June 6 Jun 6 44
Drink water where the horse drinks. The horse will never drink foul water. Place your bed where the cat sleeps comfortably. Eat fruit where the worm stops. Choose the mushrooms that have flies. Plant a tree where a Mole is digging. Dig a well where ...
Allamanda Virgin Islands, U.S. May 22 May 22 00
Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live. - Mark Twain
gsiamne NE May 13 May 13 66
I really like the way Samuel said it, "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." Mark Twain
hankster TN May 3 May 3 11
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. .........Mark Twain
yvilletom CA Apr 27 Apr 27 22
Lysol Injection
Gatovicolo TX Apr 25 Apr 25 11
Look on the bright side.
Tomfoolery33 WV Apr 23 Apr 23 33
WITHDRAWAL? A review concluded that "cannabis withdrawal syndrome appears to be common among regular users of cannabis, particularly those in outpatient and inpatient settings and individuals with substance use disorders." LINK TO ABSTRACT:...
OldGoat43 PA Apr 15 Apr 15 22
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” - Mark Twain
OnTheInside KS Apr 13 Apr 13 33
Any of you "essential"?
Tomfoolery33 WV Apr 12 Apr 12 22
All I can do is sit here whilst gazing out, with a mug of coffee. This lockdown is so tiresome. 🤣🤣😝😝😂😂
Petter Apr 8 Apr 8 44
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Merseyman1 FL Apr 7 Apr 7 00
A pretty darned good knowledgeable-seeming essay on a path to overcoming the virus in the US. Ten Weeks to Crush the Curve List of authors. Harvey V. Fineberg, M.D., Ph.D. April 1, 2020 DOI: 10.1056/NEJMe2007263 Chinese ...
kmaz AZ Apr 6 Apr 6 00
Rescue Me - Fontella Bass
FearlessFly MN Apr 2 Apr 2 11
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain
OnTheInside KS Mar 18 Mar 18 22
Because of the coronavirus and all of the news I have read and especially the USA things have caused me to think of this Twain quote: It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - ...
gsiamne NE Mar 17 Mar 17 22
February 18, 1885 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain is published in New York.
altschmerz IL Feb 18 Feb 18 00
Some comments for the times: “Talk is cheap, except when congress does it” Cullen Hightower “If “con” is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?” Jon Stewart “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose ...
JackPedigo WA Feb 3 Feb 3 22
“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” - Mark Twain
SeekingWisdom WA Jan 17 Jan 17 33
COMEDY WITH AZIZ Aziz Ansari shared a story about the time fellow comedian Dave Chappelle convinced him to eat psychedelic mushrooms. “And he said, ‘what are you going to tell your kids 20 years from now, Aziz? Are you going to tell ...
OldGoat43 PA Jan 7 Jan 7 00
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all ...
WilliamCharles CA Jan 4 Jan 4 66
BUSINESS 12/31/2019 Cresco Labs announced the opening of its first five Sunnyside dispensaries in Illinois as of the beginning of recreational marijuana sales in the state on January 1. LINK:
OldGoat43 PA Dec 31 Dec 31 11
My kind of christmas
bobwjr DE Dec 11 Dec 11 00
It's a slog
OldMetalHead AZ Dec 3 Dec 3 00
What's your idea of the perfect winter Saturday? Perfect day in my book..a two-hour early morning hike down the desert valley, hung with a juvenile male coyote who had been taking a sunbath under a pine tree, then I stood around with a flock of ...
birdingnut NM Nov 23 Nov 23 88
“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured”..........Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Nov 12 Nov 12 22
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. --Mark Twain
Tomfoolery33 WV Nov 7 Nov 7 55
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.--Mark Twain
Mostly_Harmless OR Nov 6 Nov 6 44
Dia de los Muertos
tiojuan Mexico Nov 5 Nov 5 11
Faith is believing what you know ain't so.--Mark Twain
Mostly_Harmless OR Nov 4 Nov 4 22
Everything human is pathetic. The source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.--Mark Twain
Mostly_Harmless OR Nov 4 Nov 4 44
John Carradine 1906-1988 Born Richmond Reed Carradine in New York City, but grew up in Poughkeepsie, N.Y. He attended Graphic Art School studying sculpture. He traveled the south-eastern U.S. attempting to sell his art work. Made his acting debut ...
Ray13 OH Nov 4 Nov 4 33
"The more I find out about people, the more I like my dog." Mark Twain
Atheist3 Canada Oct 29 Oct 29 22
Remember this fucker?
OldMetalHead AZ Oct 29 Oct 29 77
The famous literature Mark Twain was said lots of issues about religion and divine like things
Hsable India Oct 23 Oct 23 00
Mark Twain - “The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.”
Hages OH Oct 22 Oct 22 77
Mark Twain was given credit: "Heaven for the Climate. Hell for the Company."
Chinook WA Oct 20 Oct 20 11
These glorious insults are from a golden era of the English language from years past. A member of Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, sir, " said ...
Wangobango3 Sep 24 Sep 24 77
..These glorious insults are from a golden era of the English language from years past. A member of Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, sir, " said ...
Wangobango3 Sep 24 Sep 24 66
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)”.........Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Sep 23 Sep 23 33
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.........Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Sep 21 Sep 21 66
Does history run in endless cycles or never-ending loops?
AnonySchmoose HI Sep 17 Sep 17 44
This is so cute
bobwjr DE Sep 15 Sep 15 00
Sounds painful
OldMetalHead AZ Sep 13 Sep 13 11
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.........Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Sep 6 Sep 6 66
mark twain, "he's got all the fools in town on his side, & that's a big enough majority in any town"
Remiforce NY Aug 25 Aug 25 11
Dry run in the bus today, school begins Sept. 3. Summer was good but coming to a close. I like fall too, leaves changing, cool crisp mornings. Hope winter isn't as brutal as last year with fifty below wind chills.
Mark013 WI Aug 22 Aug 22 33
I cannot stop shouting "Cauliflower and Broccoli". I think I have florets
273kelvin Aug 19 Aug 19 33
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear. - not absence of fear.........Mark Twain.
Marionville UK Aug 18 Aug 18 11
I have to start with Mark Twain because for a college literature class paper, at a xian college, I read his Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer and Life on the Mississippi. Since I became a nonbeliever, I also read his Letters from the Earth. So, here ...
gsiamne NE Aug 6 Aug 6 00
Trae Crowder's new series "Do What Now..." , gourmet, artisanal, insane bullshit news stories.
SaucyCheryl WA Aug 5 Aug 5 22
I just got reminded of a quote by Mark Twain - am pretty sure it was Mark Twain. "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see."
SKH78 MN Aug 4 Aug 4 33
A video about atheism
TimothySkaggs FL July 10 Jul 10 11
Mark Twain explains Evangelicals and the Tea Party....
snytiger6 WA July 3 Jul 3 33
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter......Mark Twain.
Marionville UK June 27 Jun 27 33
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with......Mark Twain.
Marionville UK June 21 Jun 21 66
That's some colorful history.
dokala MD June 17 Jun 17 44
“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.” Mark Twain
THHA AZ June 16 Jun 16 00
I am in no way a gangster but who enjoys gangster rap?
flawed_design97 Canada June 10 Jun 10 77
Pink Floyd - Coming Back to Life
Agnieszka Poland May 27 May 27 55
“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction.” Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Sheannutt OR May 26 May 26 44