Agnostic.com

Just for Laughs
1 month ago1m

Posted by OldMetalHead
A man calls his friend and tells him, hey man! I opened my own business. Its a brothel. You should come by! Were having specials now as the business is newly opened! -Oh yeah? What prices do you offer? Well, we're having a special on Anal, thats ...
2 comments
Posts
1 month ago1m

Posted by OldMetalHead
Ginger Rogers - 1934
1 comment
CLASSIC ROCK RULES
1 month ago1m

Posted by RhondaShotwell
The Who--Baba O'Riley
1 comment
Quotes
Jun 26Jun 26

Posted by Buttercup
" First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out— because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I ...
5 comments
Sunset, Sea, Coffee and Me
Jun 11Jun 11

Posted by Boomtarat03
When in doubt, chill out! 😆 🥂🍹 • Tequila Sunshine • Sex on the beach
0 comments
Memes R Us
May 26May 26

Posted by OldMetalHead
I would watch it
3 comments
News & Links
May 17May 17

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTruth Social Buyer Flags Trump's Many Business Failures to Investors
3 comments
General & Hellos
May 7May 7

Posted by FrayedBear
Reality or more US "false news"? . . . Perhaps the header for this post should be "God thinks (knows?) that he is Khazarian"?
5 comments
Politics
May 6May 6

Posted by snytiger6
LINKFlorida Republicans won't let go of Disney's campaign cash - POLITICO
1 comment
Just for Laughs
May 1May 1

Posted by Austin-Cambridge
Looks likely the "supplements" were Gin, Vodka etc. :-D
4 comments
General & Hellos
Apr 27Apr 27

Posted by mischl
Putin dies and goes to hell. However, since he knows how to deal with devils, he manages to get a day off from torment and goes home to Moscow to have a Vodka and see how Russia is doing in his absence. The streets are clean, the shops are open, and...
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Apr 15Apr 15

Posted by azzow2
Putin is running out of military equipment, he may need to order some of those assemble-it-yourself items from China. Ukrainians have nothing to worry about in that instance because even a bottle of vodka is not going to help the Russians to read ...
6 comments
News & Links
Apr 15Apr 15

Posted by snytiger6
LINKInflation has risen worldwide recently with U.S. increase among largest | Pew Research Center
5 comments
Trump Pinata
Apr 12Apr 12

Posted by CuddyCruiser
Same with Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka……
4 comments
Quotes
Mar 30Mar 30

Posted by Marionville
“Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anybody who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old”…………..Franz Kafka.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by OldMetalHead
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly. After a ...
6 comments
Posts
Mar 14Mar 14

Posted by OldGoat43
INTERNATIONAL CANNABIS NEWS3/14/2022 Canadian regulators proposed rules changes on marijuana research and public possession limits for cannabis beverages. LINK:
0 comments
News & Links
Mar 9Mar 9

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKLetters From An American 03/08/2022
1 comment
General & Hellos
Mar 1Mar 1

Posted by mischl
Hold my vodka and watch THIS!
1 comment
News & Links
Feb 27Feb 27

Posted by barjoe
LINKLocal Bar Stops Selling Russian Vodka Over Ukraine Invasion
3 comments
COVID-19
Feb 16Feb 16

Posted by Jolanta
A bit about wild life and sickness.
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Dec 30, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by OldMetalHead
A Canadian a Russian and a French guys are all armed with pistols and sitting around a camp fire. The Russian pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, opens it and drinks about a quarter of it. He then throws it up into the air, draws his gun and shoot it....
4 comments
Posts
Nov 8, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by NoSheep
I know it's a little early, but want to make sure that you are prepared for the upcoming holidaze: This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to ...
0 comments
Music Fans
Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Garf
Type O Negative - Wolf moon
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Oct 28, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Pretty good advice....
2 comments
Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by johnnyrobish
Biden Admin Rules Russian Sputnik V COVID Vax Won’t Qualify for US Entry The Daily Beast reports that the Biden Administration will require all non-citizen visitors traveling to the United States by air after November 8th to provide proof of ...
4 comments
Singles/Mingle/Chat
Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by azzow2
I made my kids some German meatballs for after school. Here is a before and after photos.
4 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 16, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTony Perkins: Man is “Responsible” for Climate Change, but the Solution is Jesus | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
13 comments
Posts
Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by bobwjr
Mary Fields aka Stagecoach Mary (1832–1914) A approx 60 yrs old, Fields was hired as a mail carrier because she was the fastest applicant to hitch a team of six horses. She was the first African American woman employed as a mail carrier in the US +...
0 comments
Music, Movies & Books
Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lorajay
Oklahoma is becoming a movie making hub. Our cheap wages are good for something. "Killers of the Flower Moon" and the movie "Stillwater" were filmed here. My little town of Shawnee is now hosting the filming of the movie "Help Wanted". I think it's...
1 comment
Posts
Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
At least all the checks appear to be in ink...
0 comments
General & Hellos
Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Mooolah
LINKWhite House returns $2 billion from Trump's border wall funds to the military. The former president built 52 miles, at an average cost of $46 million per mile.
4 comments
Memes R Us
Jun 11, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by OldMetalHead
The companies really "care" though
1 comment
Politics
May 28, 2021May 2021

Posted by PBuck0145
Liberalism has been hijacked by regressive leftism. There appears to be a concerted effort on the part of both the MSM and social media to conflate liberalism with regressive leftism. Classical liberalism is labeled as right-wing,...
6 comments
Academic (e.g., Science)
Apr 24, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by FearlessFly
What Do You Call a Bunch of Black Holes ?
4 comments
Metal music
Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Seriousreason
Favourite Russian metal band KATALEPSY Create a sound uniquely. Theirs. Don't miss the track Blinded sultan in the comments.. whoa.,🤘🤘 fuck Yea. Reminds me why I love this band. . Babushka. & Vodka snow & mail order Brides.kind of ...
2 comments
Posts
Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by MichelleGar1
Take that! Lol
1 comment
Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Apunzelle
ME: I remember being 6 years old, and my father would give us beer in little bathroom Dixie cups. Those were the days. 😂🍺 FRIEND: I hope you aren’t carrying on that tradition with Kyle! (My son, who’s 11.) ME: No way. I give him vodka. ...
4 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKAnti-Science New Age “Influencers” Bizarrely Think Trump is a “Lightworker” | Beth Stoneburner | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by RichieO
Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking...
5 comments
Posts
Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Geordielad2030
Poor bloke
0 comments
Health & Happiness
Feb 24, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Spinliesel
It is Spring here in Maple Land. I had to talk to my pharmacist John because I had forgotten the name of the nasal spray I used last year. He looked it up. The prescrip[tion came through just about the same week last year, which sent me to ...
1 comment
Posts
Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Geordielad2030
Yoga vs vodka
1 comment
CLASSIC ROCK RULES
Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Spinliesel
This is my recipe for a healthy, yet naughty treat on a Sunday. V-8 juice and a double shot of Stolichnaya vodka. I am still conflicted about posting "Streetfighting man" by the Rolling Stones. But screw you, when we sang it in the streets, we ...
5 comments
News & Links
Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKKentucky Man in Fatal Car Wreck Was Under the Influence of Alcohol and Jesus | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
8 comments
General & Hellos
Jan 7, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Charliesey
Lost my best friend Sonny today. I will never forget and love him forever.
2 comments
Politics
Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by WilliamCharles
How long will it take for Congress to vote themselves $2000/day to make up for this disruption to their looting?
0 comments
Trump Pinata
Dec 24, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Mofo1953
The assholes who play with fire will get burnt, or forced to embarrassing retractions on air. I love it!
11 comments
Science, Health & History Tidbits
Dec 18, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Fernapple
Another beautiful story from deep time.
4 comments
Posts
Nov 15, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by ChrisOenophile
Where do I begin on such a wide topic? Liquor Liquor (also hard liquor, hard alcohol, distilled alcohol, fire water, or spirit water) is an alcoholic drink produced by distillation of grains, fruits, or vegetables that have already gone through ...
0 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by NoMagicCookie
11/7/2020 Amazing how realty can reflect art. Spent the last 4 hours cleaning my mother's and my gutters. Both houses are a few miles from the state capital and I could hear what very much sounded like the megaphones from this work. The ...
3 comments
Site & Customer Service
Nov 6, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Paul4747
I posted in the Health and Happiness as follows: "While we were counting the record number of votes, America broke another record: 116,000 confirmed cases of Covid-19 in 1 day." My source was a headline in the Washington Post, which has ...
12 comments
Just for Laughs
Nov 1, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Moravian
Imagine, >its 1990 >soviet russia >youre drinking bathtub vodka in apartment 28573b6 >you hear a dull roar in the distance >"war planes?!?" Says your babushka >"no, just that damn snow blower.... oh fuck" > you realize youve left your lada niva ...
6 comments
European meeting point
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Next wave on its way in Europe, with a vengeance!
2 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by JazznBlues
Ain't that the truth!
4 comments
News & Links
Aug 12, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Blackatheist1985
LINKKamala Harris’s criminal justice record, explained - Vox
0 comments
Food Glorious Food
Jul 24, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by DharmaBum50
One Night in Phuket cocktail I've been on a Thai kick lately, and that has extended to my back porch COVID happy hours. Last night, I figured I'd start off with a cocktail I'd been planning on for a while by getting the vodka infusion going ...
2 comments
News & Links
Jul 16, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by snytiger6
LINKCouple who held guns on Black Lives Matter protestors sued to keep gays out of their neighborhood / LGBTQ Nation
3 comments
Uncommon words and their meanings.
Jul 15, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Marionville
GIMLET-EYE. - Noun...a sharp or penetrating glance or stare; sharp-sightedness; taking all in and missing nothing. Named for gimlet, the sharp tool used for drilling holes. Origin: Old French guimbelet (drill) from Middle Dutch or German. The ...
3 comments
Health & Happiness
Jun 26, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Spinliesel
Bugaboo -an object of fear or alarm; a bugbear. Once again my anticipation of the thing was way worse than the thing itself. The thing was an emergency visit to my primary care doctor because of test results that pointed toward kidney disease. ...
1 comment
Politics
Jun 18, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Charliesey
Oh he was examining the bunker.
2 comments
Health & Happiness
Jun 13, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Jolanta
be happy, you are still here
6 comments
Singles/Mingle/Chat
May 25, 2020May 2020

Posted by sassygirl3869
Good Morning/Aftenoon! Happy Memorial Day!!! Today my allergies are kicking in so I'm indoors today. Yesterday I got out and met my friend Chris and his friends at the local brewery of many spirits which we enjoyed social distancing outside in their ...
0 comments
Photography
Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lincoln55
Nevada City, CA 2007. Olympus P&S. I lived there twice. North of town, up Red Dog Rd, where you couldn't get phone reception unless you went out to the mailbox. At least you get to know the mailman. I could walk home from Coopers if I over ...
1 comment
General & Hellos
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by bobwjr
New motto for georgia after opening things too early
1 comment
Gardeners
Apr 18, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by silverotter11
Spring is here! It's not so much the day time temps as the over night dips. It is somewhat iffy in a high desert plateau but the water is on at the downtown community garden and next week the irrigation water at the CWU community garden will be ...
1 comment
Memes R Us
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by glennlab
There are some things best bought new!
9 comments
Healthy Living
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by yogafan108
JOHNS HOPKINS HOSPITAL The virus is not a living organism, but a protein molecule (DNA) covered by a protective layer of lipid (fat), which, when absorbed by the cells of the ocular, nasal or buccal mucosa, changes their genetic code (mutation) and...
0 comments
Quotes
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by OnTheInside
“I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.” – Scott Adams
2 comments
Health & Happiness
Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by ronnie40356
Titos has been trying to explain to Texans that Titos vodka doesn't make a good hand sanitizer. What a waste of good vodka.😃
0 comments
General & Hellos
Mar 2, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by ADKSparky
I've made home made alcohol hand-wipes. A bottle of isopropyl alcohol, some paper towel squares, and a 1 quart zip lock bag. If you don't like the smell of isopropyl alcohol, you can use 140 proof Vodka.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Feb 19, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by bobwjr
Yup fits him
1 comment
Trump Pinata
Feb 3, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow
He could not sell vodka to Russians, but this would fly off the shelf! But we don't want to support him... This made me laugh.
2 comments
Leftists
Jan 20, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by TheGreatShadow
Friend of mine posted this on FB. Haven't heard of this failed product, but it doesn't shock me if it is true. This guy could not sell Russians vodka. My friend called this "vomit water". lol
5 comments
News & Links
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by snytiger6
LINKGay man’s sister kidnapped him & forced him into conversion therapy where he was flogged / LGBTQ Nation
0 comments
Trump Pinata
Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by MojoDave
Satire from The Borowitz Report “Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man with Six Bankruptcies By Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering tweet on Friday, the former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, was ...
5 comments
Love & Relationships
Nov 8, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Timthewelderman
Where to meet like minded people in western Pennsylvania
1 comment
Memes R Us
Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Sciops
Another one
2 comments
Memes R Us
Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Overqualified.
2 comments
Poets' Corner
Oct 21, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Remiforce
DEATH IS SO FINAL--Youth La Boheme days in our small boyhood town, drinking cheap wine, smoking grass all night in some artist's studio, staggering forth into the bleary translucent twilight dawn. I fell in love at 19, she a writer & editor, ...
0 comments
News & Links
Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by DGJ0114
LINK7,000 pounds of apples stolen from Spicer Orchards in Fenton
3 comments
General & Hellos
Oct 17, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Nardi
I do health care work a couple of days a week going to elderly and disabled folks in their homes to clean them up, medicate etc. Some calls require two people and recently I was paired up with a Christian guy. He was very unsympathetic towards these ...
4 comments
Memes R Us
Sep 30, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Doug_in_Colorado
But, but, but,..
1 comment
Politics
Sep 29, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zblaze
LINKImpeachment-Themed Cocktails - TheHumanist.com
0 comments
Critter Corner
Sep 20, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Besalbub
This horse just walked over the dune and later down for the rest of the day . We called Park service and they watched him the next day and he finally got up and walked off . They said he was pretty old the hot sand probably felt good .
1 comment
Religion & Spirituality
Sep 20, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by evergreen
Ah-h yes . Live your life by "the good book", the word of gawd, do everything it says ... REALLY !!??
5 comments
36 Questions
Sep 18, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by FlippantLlama
Good morning! Sometimes something happens and it feels so positive or uplifting that I want to exclaim with joy. My impulse is to say hallelujah, but as an atheist, that's not satisfying for me. I end up saying words like prodigious, or excellent, ...
10 comments
Trump Pinata
Sep 14, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Our_existence
Yes Donald. We're listening and watching - The American People
1 comment
Religion & Spirituality
Sep 13, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Truthseeker1968
No way to know, but I wonder what percentage of closeted agnostics/atheists are out there sitting on a pew listening to a sermon thinking “this is nuttier than squirrel shit”. They want want out, but, like me, knew there was no one out for them;...
8 comments
General & Hellos
Sep 11, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by BeeHappy
Be courageous! ""Positive Vibes" Group"
0 comments
General & Hellos
Sep 5, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKArgument Between West Viriginia Pastors' Wives Ends With Gunfire in Church Parking Lot
5 comments
Conservative Atheists
Sep 4, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by ArtemisDivine
That's right!
5 comments
Singles/Mingle/Chat
Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by azzow2
My brain might be working over time on this one. Years are measured in BC and AD This assumes that a demigod had something to do with our time line. This is very detrimental thinking that time was/is controlled by a nonexistent fictional aberration....
15 comments
Memes R Us
Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by WonderWartHog99
I want this card.
1 comment
Just for Laughs
Sep 2, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by bobwjr
I worked intensive care true
0 comments
Music Fans
Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by desertastronomer
Bob Seger - Night Moves
0 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 28, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Captain_Feelgood
That's a lot of vodka..
0 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by bobwjr
Mommys been at the vodka again
0 comments
Photography
Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by AmelieMatisse
The double phoenix rising from the ashes and rising in the sky over the Susquehanna River.
6 comments
Memes R Us
Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Finally! That great vodka taste, without the self-confidence!
0 comments