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A small bonus from the virus. I posted this in natural history but thought it would go well here too. Now all we have to do is find a disease in elephant ivory I suppose.
Fernapple UK July 6 Jul 6 33
What do you get when a prostitute mates with an elephant? A 2 ton whore who will you for peanuts
bklynite53 CA July 5 Jul 5 00
He looks like he's about to have a heart attack
OldMetalHead AZ July 4 Jul 4 33
LINK Botswana: Lab tests to solve mystery of hundreds of dead elephants - BBC News
Amzungu IL July 2 Jul 2 33
Welcome fans. Give a hi to the group, tell since when you read TP, how many books have you read so far and which one is your favorite? For me, I started in Brazil, portuguese versions when I was 14 (18 years ago), after they stop publishing (eric...
Pedrohbds June 19 Jun 19 00
The donkeys have an elephant in the room, tilting at windmills.
Fred_Snerd OK June 12 Jun 12 00
Gimme Gimme Good Lovin' · Crazy Elephant
FearlessFly MN June 9 Jun 9 00
Finally starting to take this site's opportunities presented much more seriously. . . sitting here now rather just entirely stupified, after having read some honestly sentient women's profiles who honest to gosh, were actually NOT at all holy roller...
greggriswold WI June 2 Jun 2 11
I got almost everything on my list. They were out of Elephant Ear plant so maybe next year. My helper not only helped me plant but also reset my patio blocks. My oldest grandson, he's 12 and very helpful. It was a good day, beautiful and cool. Not ...
NoPlanetB OK May 20 May 20 33
I'm going to the nursery tomorrow morning, first thing (it's alway empty at opening time). My list: 2 hanging baskets one of red begonias and one mixed colored moss roses 10 small cacti for my cactus planter large pot of strawberries 1 ...
NoPlanetB OK May 17 May 17 66
Red Elephant: lots of REAL facts about interracial violence and fake news:::: 90+ percent are committed by black people. . . . Join the Conservative Atheists group, to save you soul.
Jacar MI May 8 May 8 00
Red Elephant: lots of REAL facts about interracial violence and fake news:::: 90+ percent are committed by black people. . . . Join the Conservative Atheists group, to save you soul.
Jacar MI May 8 May 8 88
I'm begging you please take my man. Please take him just because you can.
actofdog Canada Apr 30 Apr 30 22
Kids at any age will laugh at this for various reasons What do you call a really unimportant elephant? Irrelephant
chiara23k HI Apr 25 Apr 25 11
Cov. 19 is presenting me with a huge proble. As a single guy Lockdown means no sex. Even when lockdown is lifted social distancing will cause massive problems for me. I mean can you imagine try to chat a female up and you have to shout to be heard ...
VAL3941 Apr 21 Apr 21 77
Excuse me Daddy, this toy isn’t going to throw itself!
NorCalFreethinker CA Apr 12 Apr 12 11
Worth the wait? (Groaner? 😁 ). The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V." He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all ...
OnTheInside KS Apr 9 Apr 9 77
Arguing with someone who does not understand mathematics on the subject of mathematics is about akin to trying to get an elephant to exercise itself by running around a hamster wheel.
Archeus_Lore AZ Apr 5 Apr 5 11
Who's getting creative during the quarantine? Being new to Krita, I've been experimenting with brushes. Last night, I caught an elephant hanging out in the scribble. I'm well acquainted with Tracktion. I composed a typical retro piece this ...
Fred_Snerd OK Mar 24 Mar 24 22
New Caravan of Honduran Migrants Advances to the United States Driven by poverty and wishing for a better life, hundreds of Central Americans will try to reach the U.S. by land. Long gone from MSM, lets do news again. ...
William_Mary OH Mar 14 Mar 14 11
It looks like the Johnson government is imploding before it has begun. Is this a fair assessment?
Geoffrey51 Australia Feb 19 Feb 19 99
Denzel Washington to students "Put God at the forefront of all that you do." . Me . . . "My God is a purple and white polka-dotted winged elephant that flies around the rings of Saturn with a unicorn stuffed up its ass . . . . Do you think maybe ...
Archeus_Lore AZ Feb 11 Feb 11 11
Hateful homophobe Franklin Graham has been rejected by seven previously scheduled venues in the UK and couldn't even find an eighth in London to begin with. Now how cool is that? Go Brits!
vertrauen KY Feb 5 Feb 5 44
That would be me
Rudy1962 WI Feb 3 Feb 3 00
Learning the craft of woodburning with old cutting boards (well the elephant is in my 2019 Christmas gift from my company), but I do have a thing for cutting boards and other bits of wood. Lots of supply to work with!
RobinGray MO Feb 2 Feb 2 44
What to eat?
LordOtto CO Feb 1 Feb 1 66
I think I may have posted one of these before, and it is certainly not great piano playing. BUT!
Fernapple UK Feb 1 Feb 1 33
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas—- how he got in there I’ll never know
bklynite53 CA Jan 26 Jan 26 22
LINK Machine Learning Confronts the Elephant in the Room - Quanta Magazine
bingst CA Jan 26 Jan 26 22
Consortium News Sends Libel Notices to Canadian Signals Intelligence Agency and Major Television Network Canada’s NSA and Global News Said CN Leads ‘Cyber-Influence Campaign’ Directed by Moscow {Mykhailo Chomiak...
William_Mary OH Jan 25 Jan 25 11
In the search for new trails, I investigated Elephant Mountain. A book from 1984 promised a steep trail and excellent views. The spur from a bigger trail towards the mountain was faint, but findable, but it slowly faded. It had all the overgrown ...
CallMeDave VA Jan 22 Jan 22 22
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!" The mom reacts, and takes a deep breath. "What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! It says so on the ...
Lilac-Jade Jan 20 Jan 20 33
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
lerlo AZ Jan 15 Jan 15 55
I'm confident Keith will be out there.
bigpawbullets OH Jan 12 Jan 12 11
"If you don't forget about sex, sex will not forget about you..." (Attributed to Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
Merseyman1 FL Jan 10 Jan 10 33
Unexpectedly large herd of Elephants sighted in Borno State, . A large herd comprising around 250 African Bush Elephants, Loxodonta africana, has been spotted close to the town of Rann in Borno State, northeastern . ...
JoeB UK Jan 1 Jan 1 11
Its been raining all winter here in Michigan and Im finding it hard to avoid politics by talking about the weather.. Its imposible to speak of without climate change being the elephant in the room. Even in this climate denying hotbed people talk...
MsAl MI Dec 30 Dec 30 44
LINK There's a Pooping Man in the Catalan Nativity Scene | HowStuffWorks
SeaGreenEyez IN Dec 23 Dec 23 77
Happy Festivus Day!
UrsiMajor MD Dec 23 Dec 23 11
Chicago, (I've been) Searching So Long
Scott1234 MI Dec 23 Dec 23 44
He's back! (kinda) The Far Side returns...
Allamanda Virgin Islands, U.S. Dec 18 Dec 18 33
Any tabletop RPG gamers in the Kennesaw, Georgia area looking for a game? I just moved to the area a couple months ago and want to get a bi-weekly game going.
Charles1971 GA Dec 16 Dec 16 22
I'm queen of the world, or not.
RobertMartin MS Dec 13 Dec 13 55
A young couple decided to take their 5 year old son to see the circus. After several amazing acts, the ringmaster led six bull elephants into the center ring, linked trunk to tail in the usual manner. "What's that big thing hanging off the ...
OldMetalHead AZ Dec 11 Dec 11 55
JANKY--Of extremely poor or unreliable quality, "The software is very janky"
Remiforce NY Dec 9 Dec 9 44
LINK How I Became Pro-Palestine & Why It Matters. | elephant journal
WilliamCharles CA Dec 2 Dec 2 11
“Don’t wait for the Last Judgment. It takes place every day." - Albert Camus
wonderandlisten IN Dec 2 Dec 2 22
LINK Can the Federal Government Ban Anything?
HippieChick58 NE Nov 29 Nov 29 33
GOJIRA... Elephant sausage..
Seriousreason Nov 27 Nov 27 00
Paddling into a sea cave.
BDair CA Nov 27 Nov 27 33
Paul Simon - Born in Puerto Rico
FearlessFly MN Nov 26 Nov 26 00
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, “Thanks!” I said, “Don’t mention it”
Horseman UK Nov 16 Nov 16 77
In honor of Remembrance Day and Veteran's Day, here is a Poppy Myth; "An interesting legend tells us about the origin of the poppy plant as also about the effects of opium on chronic addicts. Long ago on the banks of the River Ganges lived a ...
BCGoddess Nov 11 Nov 11 66
Good Morning Everyone. Yesterday I thought I would check out another Meetup group that some acquaintances from my other group, Freethinkers, frequent. Somehow I walked in to discover I had joined the National Humanist Society. My freethinker member, ...
sassygirl3869 NY Nov 11 Nov 11 66
November 7th.1874 On this day in 1874 the first political cartoon depicting an elephant as the Republican party symbol is drawn by Thomas Nast. The donkey had first been used in 1828 during Andrew Jackson's campaign.His opponents had branded him a...
actofdog Canada Nov 7 Nov 7 11
Alaska has been used for a long time as a last resort dumping ground for pedophile Catholic priests sent to remote villages to hide out and continue to abuse children... This scandal is not unique to Alaska but we seemed to get the worst of the worst...
FrostyJim AK Nov 2 Nov 2 1212
What makes you want to return to a site like this one? Newbie here (not to non-believing). On my first visit yesterday, I went over to a thread on revenge porn (spurious interests be damned). I felt that responses are walking around the elephant ...
Ellen-SoCal CA Nov 1 Nov 1 77
Spike usually wakes me up very early for their breakfast and I usually go back to sleep to get the rest of my nights rest. This morning, back to bed and Spike decides he should lay behind my pillow. This is not unusual but suddenly a long, low growl....
Booklover CO Oct 25 Oct 25 66
More proof he is mentally inept! His lawyer claims he is exempt from killing people on 5th ave. Second time he mentioned shooting people on 5th ave and getting away with it! Body armor should be in by Fri. Fucker'd prolly miss anyways. It's class III...
TheGreatShadow NE Oct 24 Oct 24 22
This pisses me off so much sold out allies for two hotels in turkey
bobwjr DE Oct 21 Oct 21 11
There was a football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals. At the start of the second half the ...
Lilac-Jade Oct 13 Oct 13 22
It sort of does
Rudy1962 WI Oct 12 Oct 12 11
Wait for it.....
RobertMartin MS Oct 7 Oct 7 11
Denzel Washington to students: "Put God first in everything you do." . . My God is a purple, white, polka-dotted elephant that flies around Saturn's rings with a unicorn stuffed up its ass . . . . You don't think that was the God he was talking ...
Archeus_Lore AZ Oct 2 Oct 2 11
LINK Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Vintage Jazz Cage The Elephant Cover ft. Joey Cook - YouTube
ownworstenemy PA Sep 28 Sep 28 00
Rim Banna was a Palestinian singer, composer and activist from Nazareth, who sadly died in 2018. She campaigned and sang songs of her homeland and was recognised internationally for her interpretation of Palestinian poetry and music. She often ...
Marionville UK Sep 23 Sep 23 22
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices large sign on the wall: $500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell ...
Lilac-Jade Sep 19 Sep 19 22
Somebody said there was an elephant in this picture!
Tomfoolery33 WV Sep 17 Sep 17 55
Jim Jones brands of drinks includes this exciting flavor. Get yours today and stay refreshed!
Our_existence NY Sep 15 Sep 15 11
The elephant in the room
ADKSparky NY Sep 13 Sep 13 22
Enceladusio LA Sep 10 Sep 10 55
The Who Concert Poster
sassygirl3869 NY Sep 9 Sep 9 00
My whole life just passed before my eyes… And it was so boring I got up and walked out.
Benthoven NY Sep 3 Sep 3 33
LINK Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale
altschmerz IL Aug 21 Aug 21 1414
Some accurate data about global inequality. This article challenges the Elephant graph that has been used to explain away inequality.
ToolGuy Aug 9 Aug 9 44
Love the Red Elephant: The Hard TRUTH About Mass Shooters in America
Jacar MI Aug 7 Aug 7 22
The Elephant in the room ...
evergreen FL Aug 4 Aug 4 55
It could be a Gemini thing but having sex with 2 people must be a kink talked about while making love, the Elephant in the bedroom ?
Hanksie Ireland Aug 2 Aug 2 44
Orange Elephant in the Room!
sassygirl3869 NY Aug 2 Aug 2 11
Very excited to go see Beck and Cage the Elephant this Sunday with my daughter at the beautiful outdoor venue in The Woodlands, Texas. These two songs are from Beck's Grammy Award winning album, "Morning Phase".
balou TX July 26 Jul 26 44
Singapore seizes record haul of elephant Ivory
Boomtarat03 July 26 Jul 26 11
Goose has serious confrontation with Elephant.
PondartIncbendog WA July 24 Jul 24 55
Big game hunter killed when shot elephant collapsed on top of him
LiterateHiker WA July 19 Jul 19 1919
Big game hunter killed when shot elephant collapses on top of him
LiterateHiker WA July 19 Jul 19 22
Matthew Harrison Brady: We must not abandon faith! Faith is the most important thing! Henry Drummond: Then why did God plague us with the capacity to think? Mr. Brady, why do you deny the one faculty of man that raises him above the other ...
WilliamCharles CA July 19 Jul 19 11
Pictures are from 2006. A trip to 17 Mile Drive with my son Max when he was 16. I miss those trips.
Lincoln55 MI July 16 Jul 16 11
Like big ....
OldHippieAtHeart LA July 16 Jul 16 77
Canadian problems
actofdog Canada July 15 Jul 15 55
Just might have to get this!
Hathacat IL July 13 Jul 13 22
Why did Mike Pence cancel campaign plans in NH? As a former resident of NH I think it has nothing to do with the state. I personally think Trump is seeing a woman on the Democratic ticket and is thinking of dumping Pence. What do you ...
sassygirl3869 NY July 6 Jul 6 22
Today is my favorite day of the year...4th of July in Clawson!!! We are known for the fireworks here! If you're in the area, stop by Clawson Park for our carnival, crafts show, hot dog eating conest, funnel cakes, elephant ears....the list goes on!...
Lovemylife1 MI July 4 Jul 4 33
Just my thoughts for the day on the situation in the WH. I knew it was gonna be nightmare when he was placed in the WH. I guess I could say I am stunned by the level the gop has gone to prop up this boil on the ass of our government. It is as tho...
silverotter11 WA June 26 Jun 26 77
When are they going to make THIS movie?
Tomfoolery33 WV June 23 Jun 23 11
Kind of like a cross between an elephant and a rhino, smaller, but louder.
THHA AZ June 20 Jun 20 00
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog's food for my loyal livestock guard dog and was in the checkout, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog? What did she think I had an ...
HippieChick58 NE June 19 Jun 19 1919
All of a sudden, on one ordinary day...... (You complete the story here)
IamNobody IN June 16 Jun 16 11
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter ...
webspider555 UK June 10 Jun 10 88
Too cute! Elephant and Giraffe.
Hathacat IL June 6 Jun 6 22
I doodle. Is it a meme?? I dont know, but i have had zero sleep and am suffering a headache that would floor an elephant. I have no idea if elephants even get headaches or what their pain tolerance might be, but you get the idea... Note. Did not ...
scurry Canada June 2 Jun 2 99
Anthony Hopkins Born in Port Talbot, Wales, in 1937. He started out as a concert pianist before turning to acting while attending the Welsh College of Music and Drama. He began his acting career on the stage, at one time employed by Laurence ...
Ray13 OH June 1 Jun 1 22