The better question is why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Supposedly we are made in god's image, so why the hell does god have nipples, unless after all god is female....

Creation didn't happen. It's a myth.

For clamps.

Its all bull... When Cain slew Able, he went to the land of Nod and took a wife. Where the hell did she come from?

No idea-anyone else.

No idea but women have them to make suckers out of men.

I spent so many years obtaining my religious studies degree, and now I know, all I needed was someone to posit this question to blow my mind lol. This is honestly a really good point, and hilarious.

God didn't create Adam first. The Adam in the Eden Myth was a spirit offspring created in the likeness of its creator and were pre-material humans. Pre-split Adam was also created in the image of God which of course has no specific physical image. While Eve is described as being created from Adam's rib, the true meaning was that Adam and Eve were one spiritual creation which was split. Later God creates "cloaks of skin for them" and clothed them both, male and female. Early in human evolution, people had no pre-frontal lobe or cortex, the first offspring that did, became "conscious" like modern humans and they were the first material Adam and Eves.

I find I don't care ...

Maybe he got them from his first wife...lilith.

Or maybe, just maybe Adam was created in a test tube so he didn't have nipples or a belly button (Eve didn't have one either). Then when they had their first child they gazed upon it dumbfounded.

"What the hell is that?" Adam asked inquisitively
"I don't know, but I'm not touching it!" Eve exclaimed.

To dial in a woman?

Men have nipples because we all begin as females......becoming male is a mutation.....that's where the X chromosome mutates to Y......one of the 4 "prongs" of the X is missing.......females are actually superior,genetically

and a belly button

Good question to counter45 those tryign to convince one that religion is true.

Also, question whether or not Adam & Eve had belly buttons!

Scars from the original sin. Eve not only shared her apple, but she was also a bit rough.

It was to give God... and Eve... .something to "twerk." Who doesn't like nipples?

I knew it. I used to have a teddy bear. I also used to love ABBA songs.

We have nipples because they are first and foremost a pleasure center. ????

We have nipples because they are first and foremost a pleasure center. ????

We have nipples because they are first and foremost a pleasure center. ????

He had to give Eve something to pinch when she got frisky.

Also how did the human race continue,biblically,without incest?