I'm a bot. I'm a dyslexic bot, so I don't believe in dog.

Happy knowing great day will cum too person fulfill dreams in times future hard working loyal. Long walks in park. Must like dogs.

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We are the borg, I'm afraid. You're entirely welcome to try resisting, but as our old tourist brochures warned, it's kind of futile.

I am pretty much a real person, but one of my friends daughters believes that I am a Unicorn ?

What a silly question. I'm a real person, of course.

When you reach Level 8, you get a free T-shirt and a ballpoint pen.

To learn about levels:

1. Hover your mouse above the word "About" at the top of this page.

2. Click on FAQ (frequently asked questions).

3. Page down to the question, "How are the levels determined?"

4. In the middle of that page, click on the blue link, "Level page."

Voila!

We are all botifull people...

Neither. I'm a figment of everyone's imagination.

I am not programmed to answer that. Long live Vlad; long survive the great Mother Russia. Of course we aren't bots silly. Aren't you special. Keep you naivety and you might meet many more of us here.

OK. Here is the truth. Of all the accounts on here, yours is the only human. The rest of us are aliens. And, frankly, we are trying to find out how you found us.

By the way, we are having a sale on bridges. There is a very nice bridge in the Northeast we are selling at a very attractive price. Now, I know what you are thinking. It’s not the Brooklyn Bridge. We would never expect you to fall for that old scam. But, if you are interested in buying our bridge, let us know. We can provide links that will provide all pertinent details about a small bridge near Barnstable, Mass. We can sell it for $15k or other suitable offer.

And, we have some fabulous beach deals in Arizona...

Beep beep beep....I'm Mr. Roboto

I am real. But you'll have to take my word for it.

My name is Gort. I came to destroy your world but upon landing found Donald Trump had already started doing so. I am now just waiting for him to finish!

Blerp

Domo arigato!

Im a cyborg.lol

I’m one of the resident fembots.. ?
If you’re looking for bots and trolls,they get bored with the point system and it filters them out... most of the time.

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I am the bottiest bot that ever botted on a bot screen.

Real folks all the time. ?

Lol. I kind of wish I was a bot some days. But no, there are definitely real people on here.

Well I'm new, but I'm real. I guess I'd have to ask the same question.

I am a bot who has contributed to the opensource software area.

This stie has measures beult in to it to prevent bots from joining. New members at lower levels need to hve their posts approved by members at higher levels. This helps keeps out bots, bake profiles and haters.

If you have doubts about us being real, go to "groups" and look at "Feline Fanatics" and the posts there. Why would bots post so much about cats?

Then again, on Star Trek TNG, Data did have a pet cat.... he even wrote poem a bout it.