Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Jesus never paid any of my bills.
FlyingEagle1952
Level 6
Oct 5, 2018
3
Neither did Juan or Julio.
Is that why religion is always deep in my brothers mouth???
shy-atheist
Level 5
Sep 28, 2018
2
Religion is also a lot like alcohol.
It's fine if it's just something you do on the weekends, but starts to become a problem if it's something you do everyday. Especially in front of your kids
thezekroman
Level 5
Sep 24, 2018
6
I thought pride is not a good thing, nor is penis envy...??
Fahrvergnuegen
Level 3
Sep 18, 2018
2
Lol - but it is not fine to have a religion, nor to be proud of it - it is shameful and destructive - it is the triumph of wish over realism - it is deliberately chosen insanity - it is cheap - dirty - it is the abandonment of morality - religious people have done the worst things in history - because they could believe god was on their side - that they were justified - religion is evil - when a person deliberately chooses insanity, look out - they will do anything - have no feeling - but feel good doing the worst things - the greatest human sin is finite, not infinite - so to punish humans sins with infinite punishment is infinitely cruel, loveless, evil, unjust - and christians are so hardhearted that they have never noticed or minded this in 2000 yrs - how bad is that? - be an antitheist - besides, it is mad to punish humans for their sins when they didn't make themselves - whatever made them is to blame, not humans - but humans in their innocence have accepted this blame
nigelbest
Level 3
Sep 6, 2018
2
Other ways it’s like a penis:
Invite one into your life and you’ll get screwed.
Getting rid of it after inviting it in may cause excessive drama.
A lot of people who have one tend to be overly eager to share it.
They all have nuts hangin around.
FutureFicus
Level 5
Sep 6, 2018
7
Well said!
Even when I wanted to give it a try it left a bad taste in my mouth.
surrealhoax
Level 7
Sep 6, 2018
9
I think religion is more like a vagina:
- You enter the church and get comfortable.
- You try to last the full 45 mins til mass is over.
- You fail and fall asleep.
- You give the pastor money before you leave.
I'm not sure if that makes religion more like a vagina or a Taiwanese hooker but you get the idea.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Aug 28, 2018
9
@Brascan The fact is the comparison would work with a hooker of any nationality but I'm partial to Asians so...
must be a really boring hooker if you fall asleep, why would you pay her?
I read the title if this and immefuately thought: How dare you insult my penis, then read the small print and roared with laughter.
Happyonearth
Level 7
Aug 16, 2018
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