Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.would you be proud of something you were born with and had no choice about?
Of course I'm talking
educatedredneck
Level 7
June 19, 2018
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I do agree! It's a fine piece of equipment but should only be shared with someone you like/love and care for.
KevinAmears
Level 3
June 5, 2018
5
if I read it too hard I will go blind?
JeffMesser
Level 8
June 5, 2018
9
Clever
funny!
I dunno about this. A penis is actually useful.
d_day
Level 7
May 21, 2018
11
And dual-purpose
Or a weapon in the wrong hands
When it's hard you get fucked and when it's soft you can't beat it
lerlo
Level 8
May 17, 2018
3
So you never had your limp penis beaten? Oh my, did I really answer that?!
@girlwithsmiles naughty girl...
@lerlo sorry, how will my Christian guilt about sex allow me to live with the shame!!
@girlwithsmiles good sex cures all...didnt Aristotle know any bad women?
@lerlo perhaps bad women don't repent? I'm obviously good 
@girlwithsmiles and that's the same smirk you had on your face when you typed it...
@girlwithsmiles ladies you’ll open the flood gates to every distasteful jokes you ever heard (irony)
Every time I 'm feeling down and read something like this, it lifts me no end
Paul_Clamberer
Level 7
May 6, 2018
2
.....and sometimes it VERY HARD!!!
PhillipSEE
Level 6
Apr 23, 2018
2
...and mostly very short...........jijijijij
I believe in my penis
ThomasReitz
Level 4
Apr 22, 2018
1
You don't have other choice.........lol
Lols
Religion is like a penis? I beg to differ. I don't like religion.
Islandgurl
Level 6
Apr 5, 2018
12
Why dislike religion? It may really mean nothing but, like penis, can make you feel good! It's all in how you perceive and use it.
I recommend a TEDtalks by sophia wallace Amazing and spot on. . . I love the reaction of my children when I use the word clitorus. As I've aged they think I'm sexless Sooo when we were discussing having great sex I said if My clitorous isn't involved Only one pperson is having a great time" Hands over ears and I thought my sons would faint My grandchildren pprobably shared the story with friends
EvaValdez
Level 5
Apr 4, 2018
1
Very amusing story!
Eloquent and disturbing at the same time, lol. To think my penis has a god makes me consider chopping it off.
nvrnuff
Level 8
Mar 25, 2018
0
@silvereyes Well, I won't deny it's right to have a religion, but it's about the only way I can think of to withdraw my support. lol
Lols, betcha don't but
@girlwithsmiles You'd win that bet.
...and hopefully, like a penis, it will wither and rise no more once it reaches a certain age.
Meep70
Level 7
Mar 21, 2018
0
I thought that was a nasty myth!
@girlwithsmiles I hope you're right!
Ahh the Godhead.Can't wait for the second comming
findmegenie
Level 4
Mar 6, 2018
0
I love this one! Good advice. Also serving a dual purpose as apparently some people need to be reminded about the same rules for their genitals.
A2Jennifer
Level 8
Mar 4, 2018
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