Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Every time I catch them in there greed I call the religious people men penis religion. I was scared to say it in my younger years. But I am tired, please stop the men penis religion. Why do there wives don't work and all of them get cushy government jobs to support there good wives, sugar babies, tons of children. Infact the workers are paying for it. They are always promoted to corporate. Big corporation refuses to pay the worker but have lot of money for corporate travel,. Same with catholic charities.
Arshi
Level 5
Aug 2, 2018
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And...keep yours out of my vagina, too! (I think about this a lot while working at Planned Parenthood. How many of these hypocrites would come running into the procedure room, yelling "ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS" and smugly rip the speculum out of a patient. You KNOW they would, if they could.)
LucyLoohoo
Level 9
July 25, 2018
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Oooh, welcome back!! I missed your posts!! ?
AdorkableMe
Level 7
July 24, 2018
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Brilliant! And true! And I think it applies to one's own children, not just other children – parents don't own their children, they are guardians and caretakers – not dictators or brutish prison guards.
Too many people think they have the right to impose their beliefs onto their children, rather than assisting them to become whoever it is that they will one day become – or realise who they were all along.
Beelzebant
Level 5
July 17, 2018
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I want you be as practically correct as you are ideologically. There's a lot of parents that don't see anything wrong with indoctrinating their children.
Just like a drunk abusive parent indoctrinating their children into the habit.
A lot of parents are mistaken, then.
The most important thing is to be emotionally mature, so as to provide a solid foundation for their children – insecure parents pass on their insecurities to their children.
Ideally, only emotionally mature people would ever have children, or raise children.
I'm never having kids, as I don't pass muster. I don't even have a pet cat, though I adore cats.
My line would be because most Christians are dick heads
LeonBarfield
Level 4
July 8, 2018
4
hahahahahahahahah
Mom, what's a penis?
DZhukovin
Level 7
July 7, 2018
2
It kills me when the religious right complains about what they are supposed to tell their kids about some pee pee parts issue. We'll, maybe, just maybe, it called being a parent. Of course, they ignore other pee pee parts issues when it's their guy saying something vulgar...cough, Trump, cough.
Out fucking standing
lookinhard
Level 7
July 1, 2018
4
My sentiments exactly.
I hear that
If religion is like a penis then I must be a unick but I have a penis the religiosity sucks
Millerski25
Level 6
June 25, 2018
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