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How often do you swear?

I spend most days using the word 'fuck' like a comma but I don't seem to come across as particularly vulgar. I guess people don't give a shit....bollocks it happened again....and again!

ipdg77 8 Feb 26
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What motherfucker wants to fucking know?!? God Damn it, bitch, ya' made me spill this shitty fucking coffee! I'm gonna stuff your fucking head up your fucking ass! So, what was the question?

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I never fucking swear I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

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Every goddamn day.

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All the fucking time. But only around people who won’t be offended.

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A medium amount. I say "god damnit" at every available opportunity though. Sometimes I throw in a "Jesus christ of nazereth fuck my ass" for kicks.

Ha! My dad was really into saying "Jesus Christ on a crutch!" when something went wrong - i don't know what a hobbled jewish prophet has to do with life nowadays, but it has a nice ring to it

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I am on the phone at work for a great deal of the day, and I am also a grandmother. So I swear like a soldier when I'm in traffic, and the rest of the time I keep it pretty locked down.

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Oh shit! I swear all the muthafukin time!! dammit!! lol

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Every fucking day..

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Many, many times a day since the election.
I taught school and raised two girls, worked as a pharmacist and am sometimes in the company of those who object, so I had pretty much cleaned up my act until last November
Now I find myself learning more and more obscenities to shout at the TV, radio, newspaper.
I've always carried a near constant stream in my head, often while talking to someone who pisses me off. It's sometimes tough to keep them separate and often afraid I'd get my wires crossed !

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That depends on the company I am with.

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Any goddamned time I fucking feel like it. I have zero fucks to give for anyone keeping fucking score. Don't like it? Fucking block me.
Btw, loved the phrase "using the word 'fuck' like a comma". That was some fucking poetry right there.

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Every damn day

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I fucking never swear.

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Language level: Sailor

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Like I breathe!!!! LMFAO!!!! But, around certain people and at work, I've learned how to edit myself.

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and one more thing, what wimp invented the word "frick"?

@Darthpug The one that bugs the fuck out of me was I think coined on the latest Battlestar Gallactica series. "Frack". Is changing the spelling and pronunciation supposed to 'soften' the swear? Seems silly and yes 'wimpy' to me.

@ScienceBiker Agreed !!

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Fuck if I know!!

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Every feckin day. A lot of times its in my head (at work) or under my breath (around small children). I curse a lot while driving & at the gym (but not so loud as not to offend others).

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I swear I don't know (lol). Not very often though, yet still more than I like. If I hear it too much, it starts coming out of me, and often not at appropriate times. I don't have a great filter, so I try not to even have it in my vocabulary at all, so I can avoid some embarrassment.

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All the fucking time.

JimG Level 8 Feb 26, 2018
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,,,,,,,,

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Same. Must've been a sailor in a past life,lol.

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Very interesting question! I curse a lot! I was in the army, I was a paint contractor, and I went through engineering school! The girls who were in engineering school with me dropped f-bombs like nobody's business! I have heard that now studies show people who curse a lot are of a higher intellect, whereas the old method of thinking was that if you cursed a lot it's because you were of limited intellect because you couldn't think of anything better to say. But now they have reversed that train of thought.

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Most days? I like to think I make it count.

"using the word 'fuck' like a comma" - I don't like when people literally do this, though.

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