This could go for either gender. 
Just a great one liner, had to share~
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This is the best way to describe my ex husband 8)
Kenderdragon
Level 4
Jan 30, 2018
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Mine as well.
This guy is hilarious. If you don't mind some "sick" jokes, see his Netflix special "Thoughts & Prayers". I miss his Comedy Central show.
phxbillcee
Level 10
Feb 1, 2018
11
I love sick jokes.. I have a demented twisted warped sense of humor so ya.. bring it on..
@mistymoon77 My kinda gal! I saw above that you've heard some of his stuff, so you are forewarned. His Eric Clapton joke from that special is surely twisted, & that's just one "dead baby" joke!
Yeah, I've watched that one several times on Netflix.
@birdingnut So have I, just to try to memorize most of his jokes!
If it's streaming on Netflix I'm gonna watch it!
I miss Jeselnik's show. I preferred it to Jordan Klepper's "The Opposition."
WilliamCharles
Level 8
Feb 2, 2018
6
Oh, yeah... definitely gonna commit this one to memory.
NaturalBornCynic
Level 6
Feb 13, 2018
11
I do fine this humorous and in many instances completely accurate. In a rational world though, the statement has never made any practical sense to me. Couldn't it mean just as easily that I knew here because I made her? You know, HE created all? Or couldn't it also mean that I nailed her to a cross? or so many other possibilities, right.
TimothyIII
Level 5
Feb 25, 2018
5
Once, a long time ago, I told my Dad that his god wasn't worth the paper He was written on. I should copyright that and put it on a T-shirt!
farmboy2017
Level 7
Feb 27, 2018
4
Except God didn't write ANY of it!
Do you know where I can find the whole show where he says that? It's great!
Manestor
Level 4
Feb 27, 2018
6
You can google it, you can find anything on the internet or ask seri...
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