The warning sounds a lot less dire when it’s the same one he’s been making on his TV show for decades, but scamvangelist Jim Bakker still wants you to know that God’s judgment is coming for several cities around the world.
My advice here, Do NOT run, Do NOT duck for cover, Do NOT hold your breath, instead hold BIG Outdoor Parties, Blaspheme like there's no tomorrow, have fun, commit sins like Adultery, Homosexuality, Sloth, Gluttony and Vanity, swear like a crew of Drunken Sailors and, above ALL, give Invisible, Imaginary Sky Daddy the 'Bird' at every available opportunity since this invisible, imaginary Sky Daddy couldn't hit an Imaginary bull in the arse with an imaginary Bazooka...LOL.
 Triphid
                                                
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                                                    Triphid
                                                
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                                        Will somebody please put a sock in his mouth? On second thoughts, don't bother; his particular brand of stupid makes me laugh.
 anglophone
                                                
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                                                    anglophone
                                                
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                                        Bugger using just ONE sock, use a whole DRAWER full of them PLUS the drawer, cupboard and the ensemble as well.
Just send him more money and he will put in a good word for your city! LOL
 Barnie2years
                                                
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                                                    Barnie2years
                                                
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                                        Ever since Sodom & Gomorrah, cities have been on God's hit list, or should I say, shit list! Even Jerusalem is targeted for destruction. God doesn't seem to appreciate city dwellers, preferring to work with small town folks, particularly if they spend 40 days, or even years, in the wilderness!  
 p-nullifidian
                                                
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