Off the top of my head I would say queefing/farting ??

..was told, “less talking, more fucking”

After her initial pointing and laughing nothing gets embarrassing really ....

In my early 20s...
I accidentally called a girl by the name of her sister.
Who I also fooled around with like a year prior.
I don't remember if she knew whether I messed with her sister or not...
But either way...
It was awkward as fuck.

wasnt really embarrassing for me, but i was embarrassed for him. met a guy, got along, hung out a bit, eventually started to get romantic. keep in mind, this fellow had managed to slip into several conversations, how well endowed he was. anyhow, this was back when i was super shy, so the lights were mostly off. we were rolling around in bed, started taking our cloths off, and that was all the foreplay he was after. he climbed on top, and attempted to put his riffle of life in my ham wallet. he was having a hard time, i kinda tried to reach down and help him, but he pushed my hand away. all of a sudden, dude starts humping away...only problem...this fellow who was supposed to be hung like a horse, had such a tiny sperm stick, that he stuck it in my bellybutton and thought he was in. i couldnt handle it. i made up some excuse about needing to stop to go pee, shut the bathroom door, grabbed his robe off the hook, climbed out the window and never looked back. no joke, probably shorter than my pinky.

Not me, but my sister. It's a long tale. Buckle up.

So I wake up to like 6 missed calls on my phone. 4 from my sister, 2 from my parents. My sister's message is that her husband is in the hospital having surgery and I need to call her. I try calling a couple times and get no answer so I call my parents. My dad answers and asks if I have talked to my sister and proceeds to tell me my sister broke husbands name's dick. (Not anything you ever want to hear your parent say...or thought you would ever say. Lol) I didn't really want to hear anymore at that point so I asked what hosoital they were at and promptly had her paged at the hospital because I know that it's a story that I'm going to have to know about. Lol.

Here's how that went down. They had traveled to a neighboring city to meet up with his brother's family to watch their nephew play in a state tournament game. Since there was likely to be drinking (knowing his brother) they opted to stay over at a hotel sans children. (One of the very few opportunities they had to get away at that time.) Since there were state tournament happening, they only hotel room they could find was the honeymoon suite at 1 hotel. (Ok, not really relevant, but just makes the story that much better. Lol)

There was indeed drinking involved over the visit and eventually they retired to their room to do whatever young, inebriated parents without children do in the honeymoon suite of a hotel. At some point of the excursion my sister was riding cowgirl style and went up too high and came down too hard causing my BIL to cry out in pain and jump off. What she say haunts them to this day. She had fractured his penis. It isn't altogether uncommon, and when it happens the penis engorged in blood and it's very painful and must be treated urgently. What was uncommon is that it tore his urethra so instead of filling with blood, the blood poured through the urethra filling the condom he was wearing which then blew up. My BIL is frantically yelling at my sister to call 911. She is horrified and shaking her head. He finally convinces her and like 30 emergency medical personnel show up....beacuse who is going to miss that call???? So he's taken to the local hospital, a urologist is called in because it's middle of the night only to find out they don't have the skill necessary to repair the damage. They have to life flight him to a major hospital 200 miles away. He comes out of surgery with a cute little pink donut on his penis and all is well...mostly. To add insult to injury, the epidural has leaked spinal fluid and he has a massive migraine, but they didn't realize this at the time. He is released, they have friends drive them back to the hotel because they still have to collect their belongings and vehicle. The hotel is not pleased, to say the least. Remember that condom that blew up? They had to have hazmat come clean the room because of all the blood and possible pathogens. Pretty sure they have a lifetime ban from those properties. Lol. They finally get home and my BIL has to have another procedure (and explain everything to their small town doctor and hospital.)

All is well now, but my sister carried the name of "black and Decker pecker wrecker" for a long time. Also, if my BIL ever asks if you want to hold $45,000 in your hand, just politely decline and walk away. Lol. Also, also pretty sure they only have missionary sex now. ? As a side note, when I had my sister paged at the hospital and she told me waht happened, she begged me not to tell anyone. I told her that was a promise I couldn't keep. It was just too good of a story. Lol. I did promise not to use names...but since I only had one sister and one brother-in-law, it wasn't hard to piece together. ??

I suppose there is a moral to this story, probably several. Lol. Also, if I believed in a God, I would swear to them that every bit of this story is true...because it really, really is! ?

Does finding out there is a small gap in the bedroom curtains and the brat from down the road is selling tickets to his mates count as embarassing.

We all have a favorite sex position. Doggy style is my personal favorite. My ex REALLY liked riding, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. One morning, after a wake and bake session we both got super horny and she climbed on top and started grinding. Half way through she spun around to reverse and rode me to almost finish, slamming herself down on me harder and faster so we both could finish at the same time. Just as we were both about to cum, she lifted herself up too high, I popped out......and shot my self in the face. Not really embarrassing, but we both laughed about it for days after it happened.

The bed had wooden slats supporting the box spring, and we broke the bed, all of a sudden we were on the ground.... we could not stop laughing.

My girlfriend at the time and I pulled behind some storage buildings and began going at it in the back seat. We were quite into it, and the windows were all fogged up when there was a knock on the window, and a voice saying "police, open up". We scrambled to put on clothes while I asked him to wait a sec. When I opened the door he asked "what was going on?" I said "exactly what you think".

Most embarassing sex story? Probably when I was with an ex, she's on top and we're both about to cross the finish line. She cums, hops off quicker than I thought and as I came, my own cum splashed me in the face.
Yes you read that correctly, I am the man who gave himself a facial. Needless to say after toweling off the comically massive load, we laughed for a solid 10 minutes. ?

Oh let's see...finding a gap in the curtains, been there done that. The worst was finding out his dad had come over during the act and heard us. He had a habit of just walking in the house without knocking. With another guy, he broke part of the headboard and my dad asked what happened later during a move. I was mortified and all I could say was don't ask questions you don't want the answer to. He just blushed and said got it.

The other guys in jail started laughing

The dog kept staring at us

Had a party at my house, spent the night hitting on this cute punk chic, we hit it off. Got wicked drunk together, then proceeded up to my room. Then we're off to the races, and next thing I know, the light on in my room, my best friend sitting there, girls gone. Turns out I passed out on her, he was checking to see if I was okay?

Called my boyfriend at the time by the wrong name.

Her friend rang her as we were starting and we didn`t hang up so she could listen.

Have had 2 bad ones.
Once there was this loud noise, it broke, I screamed,
another time just as I finished she said, I waited until you finished, but who are you?
followed by,
Where am I
why am I here
who am I?
ok, off to the emergency room
Temporary global amnesia, lasted 6 hours

Fallen asleep!

One night my first wife and I were getting busy. Pretty soon she's thrashing about...squalling and bawling, about to rupture my eardrums. I'm thinking I"m one hell of a man to elicit that kind of a response. The reality was that she was having a severe leg spasm...not an orgasm. Fecking duh!

I'm not sure if this counts, but...

BDSM club (a few years ago, when I was seriously into the lifestyle) with a couple who were in an M/s dynamic, and I'd ended up being part time submissive to both of them. He'd got me mostly naked, and had written that I was his 'slut' on my back with permanent marker. Later, having forgotten all about the slogan, we were doing other things that involved me lying on a vinyl covered piece of furniture. When I got up, the words on my back were printed prominently in mirror writing on the vinyl.

We tried everything we could find to get it off. We eventually had to confess to the owners of the venue, who were very good about it. They never succeeded in getting it off either, and ended up having to re-cover the piece of furniture. Thankfully, it was something they'd built themselves, and they still had the materials to do it.

Was about 25 had a beagle she liked to pull the sheets off the bed. We were getting busy and did not notice that the dog had come into the room, opening the door. The dog pulled all the sheets off of us. My girlfriend`s 16 years old daughter had seen the door open came in to ask for a cigrette. Think she did not even talk to us for a month after that.

You asking but you not telling, I know your kind.

accidental anal with my first wife.

Calling the girl by the wrong name the next morning. Hey...it was college and we were drunk!