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Wheres the stinking rapture?

I think about all those morons giving their stuff to ths church and saying they want need it in heaven. Let the dead bury the dead... geeze!

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Here is some good comedy from The Thinking Atheist called After The Rapture. He made it as a reaction to Harold Camping's prediction:

gsiamne Level 7 Apr 23, 2018

That is just hilarious & great! I watch & subscribe to his 'channel' but never saw this! Just priceless!

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It's late..yet again gaawddammit!!!

Charlene Level 9 Apr 23, 2018
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Promised again and let down when will they get it correct. Think next time we need to make one of those grids and sell squares like they do for football pools.

azzow2 Level 9 Apr 23, 2018
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Well technically don't they have until midnight? Although by now it is midnight somewhere. Yeah, I've got too much work to do, the rapture is going to have to wait a bit.

Lol...

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Give it a week, there will be another one coming around.

Paul628 Level 8 Apr 23, 2018
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It's amazing...no matter how many times people claim they know when the rapture is, and are proven wrong, religious nuts-trained to check their brains at the church door-believe them.

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I asked for bank account numbers and got zero? Sigh.

RavenCT Level 9 Apr 23, 2018
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Don't feel bad. Jesus didn't take me either smile003.gif

BD66 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018

And you probably know more about the bible then the believers...

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What? You missed it?? Shit.... I'm SO sorry, man. We were all there! It was the fuckin' bomb holmes!! The joint was kickin' harder than a sensei.

Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd reunited and co-headlined the mainstage. The Who was the opening act. There was free weed for all and I personally did dabs with Jesus and the Virgin Mary.

webbew1 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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Delayed once more.

Ohub Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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I told God to fuck himself today, so I knew I was safe from it.

JK666 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018

Lol...

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Laying in fetid decomposition along side the rest.

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I think I saw it go by on a Greyhound bus which explains why it's late...

Holysocks Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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I was also hoping that through some stroke of luck there would be a lot less of those morons around after today, no such luck. smile002.gif

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