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LINK ‘Yoga Barbie’ blasted as Satanic and you couldn’t make this stuff up / Queerty

I'm sorry. I can't help myself.

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I was OK until I read this: "... β€œThis Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism. You cannot separate the poses from the religion. Each pose is designed to invoke a hindu deity in the spirit realm. I have seen children get possessed by demons. This Barbie also teaches you deep breathing (pranayama). Her pet is also involved."

🀭🀭🀭🀭 @" "... You can't separate the poses from the religion." and "... Her pet is also involved."

She thinks the extra joints in this Barbie are summoning demons.

It's time for a mental health check. (Her. Maybe me, too.) 😜😜

SeaGreenEyez 9 May 14
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No try this one

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Suri is sad, laughable and offensive all at the same time. I know several christians that really think meditating or self hypnosis lets demon spirits enter you.

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Really? What if you got into Yoga poses unawares? If that summons a demon maybe you had best hold your breath and hop on one foot 3 times.

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Yasmeen Suri is a classic example of a mental defective and an emotional defective. Perhaps it's time for those nice women in white coats to visit her.

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Oh, FFS!

It's obvious that some people need to get a life of their own and quit obsessing about the lives of others...

@TomMcGiverin Indeed.

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SMDH. Otherwise speechless.

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And yet much of christianity is based upon (and steals from) most of the eastern religions. These people are really stupid.
On a side note that is one of the few poses I still can't do, even after almost 40 years of yoga-I'm being upstaged by an over endowed piece of plastic.

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So, Yasmeen Suri swaps the religion, probably of her birth, and in my opinion, because it most likely being one the Islam Cults because she is silenced by it being a woman/female.
Adopts/takes on Christianity, probably, one the crazier sects like Evangelism, etc, etc, imbibes of the religio-tard Kool-aid and now she sees herself as the Voice of God, Jesus and Christianity.
Where are the men is white coats when you need badly?

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A Barbie with knees and hip that function like a reasonable human?

Let alone a normal human breast size. SATAN!

Methinks the ONLY thing abnormal in this entire story is her as in Yasmeen Suri and not the Barbie doll of course.

I was just waiting for The Church Lady to say that!

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The thought that some people actually believe this crap is appalling. 😲😲😲

Betty Level 8 May 14, 2022
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Crazy shit

bobwjr Level 10 May 14, 2022

Go with " Bat shit crazy" and imo you would be pretty close to the mark.

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Just how deluded are these people?

Since I have been misfortunate enough to have met a few I would give them a rating of 100+ on a scale of 1 to 10.

Answer: catastrophically deluded.

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