Conspirators Claim Burger King's Impossible Whopper Giving Men Breasts
Burger King’s Impossible Whopper has become a huge hit for the fast-food franchise, but a new conspiracy theory circulating in right-wing circles claims that the meatless burger is causing men to grow breasts.
Now, I know a lot of you are gonna say “a veggie burger causing men to grow breasts? Why, that’s Impossible!” Yes, dummy - that’s probably why it’s called the “Impossible Burger.” Personally, I’d like to thank all these conspiracy theorists for keeping us “abreast” of this “developing” story.
Hell, if these Impossible Burger people aren’t stopped soon, the poor company may be forced to change their name from Burger King to Burger Queen. Not to mention, that men who may not want to have big breasts - may start demanding that Burger King make a sandwich that will help enlarge their “Whoppers” too!
That said, all this may end up having a silver lining. I mean, this could create a huge sales boon for Victoria's Secret. Not to mention, unemployed men may now be able to find work as Hooters servers. Now the question is, how many Impossible Burgers do you need to eat before you’re sporting a couple of “double D’s?”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.KUDOS TO BK for bringing vegan-meat to the nation-wide market. That took a lot of effort and investment.
However;
When I saw the price...ove $7....I bought one...just to say I "had the experience" ...
But I thought the idea was to beat the high cost of raising animal protein.
I'll wait until they come down to a reasonable price...
Robecology
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Jan 11, 2020
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When men get moobs, I don’t think they can blame a vegetarian burger! It’s usually because they are morbidly obese.
Killtheskyfairy
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Dec 29, 2019
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Excessive pot smoking and excessive tofu consumption have both been associated with man-boobs. Pot supposedly suppresses testosterone and tofu supposedly contains a chemical similar to estrogen. But my man-boobs are probably made out of wheat and pork products.
There are several medical conditions that can cause breast enlargement in men. One is gynecomastia, which can cause swollen breast tissue and even breast tenderness. This condition is usually caused by some issue with testosterone, leading to more estrogen in the body.
However, for the majority of men, man boobs are simply a result of having excess fat on the chest. Your pectoral muscles are underneath the layer of fat. So, by losing body fat and gaining muscle, you can work to get rid of your man boobs.
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